An SSR-Level Lucky Star Fell from the Sky

In a world where everything revolves around drawing cards, others have terrible luck with their pulls and humbly beg their card daddies for mercy. Gu Xiao gets ten great cards in ten pulls, and even needs a rulebook to keep his luck from going through the roof. A new world, but the same old troubles of being blessed with incredible luck. [First: It doesn't matter how strong you are. Just stay alive.] [Second: What matters isn't what you're good at. Just look good.] [Third: Be obedient and well-behaved, and act cute, like this ovo~] "The Called, I have come in answer to your summons." And so: the Ruler of Hell spreads wings that blot out the sky, the Unspeakable lurks quietly beyond the box, and the Elf King enjoys undying glory throughout the world. Only when people are pinned to the ground and beaten do they realize that lucky people like Gu Xiao really do exist. Everyone: (in tears) Gu Xiao, you little shit, you've been acting this whole time! The genuinely lazy lucky guy: ??? The lucky guy doesn't know that everything comes at a price. And every SSR card he draws is seriously... [A SUPER-DUPER ROMANTIC] The moment an ineffable god descends, everyone's SAN value plummets. This legendary, terrifying SSR kneels before him on one knee, expressionless, in full view of the entire universe. "Master, want to fall in love?" And the Origin of All Things that he just drew unceremoniously kicks aside its rival and the troublesome hell dragon. With a listless, sleepy expression, it reaches out a little hand toward him. "Kisses, hugs, and being picked up high are the only things that give me the energy to fight." Gu Xiao: ... (closes his eyes and chooses death) At that moment, public embarrassment reaches a whole new level, and the Star Network crashes. #WillDatingYourCardsMakeYouLuckier# shoots straight to the top of the trending list. The picture is of Gu Xiao's calm face as n SSR cards propose to him. The masses write a million heartfelt pleas for Dad Gu to teach them how to draw cards. * They are your invincible blades. They are also terrifying monsters with insatiable demands. "Master, summoned to serve, we go to war for you and bow before you." You are the one and only king in this world. * And Gu Xiao has no choice but to grit his teeth and add a rule to the rulebook: [Last, but most importantly:] [NO. ROMANCE. ALLOWED!!!] #IOnlyWantToBeYourDadIDontWantOurRelationshipToChange# #StillStrugglingToSurviveTheLoveRivalBattlefieldToday# Theme: Love and redemption.