The Villain's Secretary Wins Over the CEO with Goofy Antics

Complete. Zhong Wenche transmigrates into a CEO novel as the villain's secretary. He deceives the CEO's sister and makes her fall for him, all to steal business secrets, and meets a miserable end. He arrives just as he's about to confess to the heroine. To cut off this ill-fated relationship and rewrite the bad ending, he turns to a handsome passerby who fits his taste and offers him a rose. "The person I like... is you."

He thought he'd pulled off a last-minute rescue after a tense back-and-forth, but the one he confessed to turns out to be the heroine's older brother and his own boss, CEO Jiang Xing.

Zhong Wenche: ...

Jiang Xing's gaze darkened. "I don't like men."

To rewrite his predecessor's fate, Zhong Wenche works hard to win Jiang Xing's favor, showering him with extravagant flattery.

When a scheming guy sets his sights on Jiang at a hotel, Zhong Wenche charges to the front line. "Anyone who tries to frame my boss, no matter how far away, will be punished!"

When Jiang has trouble sleeping, Zhong Wenche puts his special skills to use. "I know an ancestral massage technique, and cuddling something makes it easier to fall asleep!"

When Jiang gets paired with a man by the fans, Zhong Wenche sternly reprimands the shippers. "This is hilarious. CEO Jiang is totally straight! Keep shipping them and you'll get a demerit!"

...Until one day, he notices that the supposedly straight CEO is looking at him more and more strangely.

At the company annual party, Zhong Wenche performs a sultry Latin dance, his gaze bewitching and his waist supple. His male and female coworkers all confess in unison: "Wenche, Wenche, I love you!"

Only Jiang Xing presses his lips together, his eyes fixed on Zhong Wenche's plunging neckline. His voice low and husky, he says, "Come to my room tonight."

[Extra Scene]

With his employment contract about to expire, Zhong Wenche bites his pen and asks languidly, "Boss Jiang, how should we renew this contract? Three years or five?"

Jiang Xing leans down and unexpectedly leaves a mark on his lips, claiming them as his own. "Sign here. It's for life."

Reader's guide:

At first, the bottom flatters the top relentlessly. Later, the top spoils the bottom. All in all, they dote on each other.

A silly comedy full of memes, with no regard for logic. If you want to argue, you're right. No need to tell me if you drop it. Heart hearts~

Synopsis screenshot dated 2021-3-7, revised 2021-10-3

Coming soon: The Silly Canary Only Knows How to Derail the Plot

Xia Xiangning transmigrates into a danmei novel as a cannon-fodder character. The original has delicate features and a seductive air, and can charm straight men with his looks, but is deeply in love with the vicious villain. The villain sends him to be the canary of his half-brother, who shares the same father, hoping to distract him with pleasure and make him abandon the company so the villain can fight for the family fortune.

When Xia Xiangning arrives, he's lying seductively on a bed, with four leather straps beside him. Remembering the book's description of [the domineering CEO being addicted to BDSM]...

Xia Xiangning: Mom, help!

The door opens, and a handsome man walks in. He sees Xia Xiangning clutching the leather straps and skipping rope in the middle of the room.

Gu Linchuan: ...?

Xia Xiangning gives it his all. "Big brother, I'm sick. The doctor said I should exercise more..."

One day, the villain assigns him a spying mission. The moment Xia Xiangning opens the safe, he sees a note where the fake company seal should be: [The real one is with me. Come steal it.]

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Gu Linchuan is one of the heirs to the Shengshi Group. To mislead his half-brother, he pretends to do nothing but eat, drink, and have fun, and periodically "takes on" a canary.

Previously, he would pay the canaries hush money, put fake bruises on them, and send them home. Then he met Xia Xiangning...

At first: Heh, a spy.

Then: Hah, what a goofball.

Finally: "Ningning, want to exercise together tonight?"

Xia Xiangning: Mm...

Theme: Be a good person, work hard, and happiness will come to those who keep trying.