Why Can't We Get Divorced? [Showbiz]

Blurb: Top-tier star Ling Can and his sworn enemy, an award-winning actor, transmigrate into a fan-written fanfic. The two are secretly married and have a little kid. When they arrive, their marriage certificate has just been issued.

Ling Can rages online: "Who the hell wants to eat a forcibly ripened melon? Divorce!"

Actor Ren conceals the flicker in his eyes: "The feelings have to fade little by little, and the marriage has to end one step at a time, from [loving couple] to [growing apart], and finally [marriage's grave]."

After that, Ling Can waits to get divorced in their "happy and harmonious" little family, until his birthday...

He's livestreaming at home when the little kid suddenly runs in and shoves a huge bouquet into his arms. "Daddy~ Your man sent you roses~"

Ling Can: ?

Fans: ?????

Then a tall figure flashes past the doorway. The livestream goes quiet for a moment, then explodes:

"Can Can got married young? He's already got a kid old enough to run errands!"

"Holy crap, who was that? That back view is so hot! Someone identify him."

Ling Can: ...I'm doomed.

Not long after, Actor Ren posts on Weibo: [Identity revealed: I'm his man @Ling Can]

[Bonus scene] On a family reality show, the host asks: How much time do you two spend with your baby?

Actor Ren smiles tenderly: "Whenever we're home, we're always by our baby's side."

The little kid immediately objects: "Liar~ Daddy locks the bedroom door every night and won't let me in~"

Ling Can turns bright red: "I didn't, it's not me, you're a little kid, why are you blurting out the truth?!"

A reserved, scheming top x a catlike, fiery bottom.

Transmigrate into a book and get a cute kid, adoption. This story is entirely fictional. Do not draw parallels to real life. No characters are based on real people.

Blurb for The Villain Climbs to the Top with Ridiculous Compliments:

Zhong Wenche transmigrates into a book as the villain's secretary. His original self deceived the heroine, stole business secrets, and met a tragic end. He opens his eyes in the middle of confessing to the heroine. Zhong Wenche swerves and shoves the roses into a man's arms. "The one I like... is you."

He thought he'd pulled off a last-second rescue, but the person he'd confessed to was the heroine's older brother, CEO Jiang Xing.

Zhong Wenche: ...

Jiang Xing gives him a dark look. "I don't like men."

To change his fate, Zhong Wenche tries to win Jiang Xing over, showering him with compliments, but keeps one rule firmly in mind: sweet talk only, don't fall for a straight man.

Until one day, Jiang Xing stops him. "Come to my room tonight."

Zhong Wenche: ?

Wait, that doesn't sound like something a straight man would do!

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CEO Jiang Xing, the man of everyone's dreams, has recently noticed something strange about his secretary. First he suddenly confessed, then he returned the fake business secrets he'd stolen, and now he's even looking after Jiang Xing's meals and daily routine.

Jiang Xing: Heh. A new trick from a traitor? Get lost.

Gradually, he realizes that this is a warmhearted young man with a sweet tongue, and that his unique massage technique has cured Jiang Xing's insomnia. One massage and he's asleep. Sometimes little pink and yellow bubbles even float through his dreams.

Jiang Xing: I can't live without him...

When his employment contract is about to expire, Zhong Wenche chews on his pen and asks, "Boss, how should we renew this contract? Three years or five?"

Jiang Xing leans down and unexpectedly leaves a possessive mark on his lips. "Sign here. It's a lifetime contract."

Zhong Wenche: ...Holy crap! A straight man flirting with another man? I don't believe a word you say about being straight!

Theme: Work hard for your dreams, dare to pursue love, and cherish the present and the person beside you