Miss Tsushima Has No Special Abilities

Tsushima Kanajima (Kanajima is her real name. Mostly, I just didn't want to put the names together) has a secret. It's not the widely known secret that she's Osamu Dazai's younger sister. She transmigrated here. She knows she'll eventually transmigrate back, and as a literature student, how could she pass up the chance to learn from all those great Japanese writers? She might as well persuade them to stop being deadline dodgers, too (a dangerous smile).

So this book is also called: My Teacher, XXX

Teachers who have suffered at her hands:

The bandage-wrapped man who loves drowning himself (too much to say): "I think you'd be better off behaving yourself and just being my little sister."

The hat-wearing guy who's always growing: "I'm 1.6 meters tall! Where did you hear that I'm 1.5?!"

The great detective who jumps to ridiculous conclusions: "I would never look up to Poe!"

The dim-witted, ahoge-sporting AI girl who loves human men: "Writing may be very profitable, but I don't need to do it, do I? Chuuya, I believe in you."

The Russian good Samaritan who's both clever and stupid, and loves rice balls: "Having all ability users write books wouldn't be such a bad idea."

… (The order is undecided, and there may be more.)

The heroine has an ability called Human Stupidity, which can make people lose their minds. That's how she gets them to take her on as a student.

By the way, the face-slapping and competition tags are purely for laughs: she slaps her teachers in the face, and there's a contest between the nagging readers and the deadline-dodging authors.

Theme: Even in another world, you should keep working hard at your studies