What?! Every Male Guest on This Dating Show Is Her Ex

[Complete! If you bought the full book, don't forget to rate it!] [Please add my similar reality dating show love-triangle story, I Was Forced Into a Love Triangle on a Retirement Trip, and my sweet romance, I Went to Live Off the Land After Leaving the Industry and Inheriting a Zoo, to your reading list!] Xi Yu was transported to the apocalypse and finally completed all her missions in her tenth run. Now back in her original world, Xi Yu is on her way to join a new dating show. Having confirmed that the apocalypse had cured Xi Yu of her princess syndrome and that she would no longer cause trouble and derail the world's plot, the System happily unbound itself and returned to headquarters. However, the System had no idea that its nightmare was only just beginning... Dating shows have been hugely popular in recent years. The new show Love Game was already crushing the competition, with its name flooding the trending searches before it had even aired. That was all thanks to its announced male guests, each a star in his own field: a king of the music scene, a world-famous model, a promising financial tycoon, and a renowned artist. The female guests were just as impressive. Rumor had it that Xi Yu, the heiress and queen of headlines with a bad case of princess syndrome, was joining the show too! For a while, the trending page was filled with anguished cries. Fans from different camps united for once, pushing #XiYuStayAwayFromMyIdol to the top of the rankings and flooding their idols' Weibo accounts with messages telling them to treasure their lives and stay away from the troublemaker. On the day the show premiered, fans anxiously watched, worried their idols would fall for Xi Yu's tricks. But after seeing the male guests' solo interviews, they were delighted! When the production team asked for their first impressions of the female guests... Music king Huo Yun smiled warmly and politely. "They're all lovely, though I personally may not be into girls who are too delicate." Top-tier star and model Shen Xingzhuo was blunt. "Xi Yu isn't my type." Finance tycoon Wei Chenran scowled in front of everyone. "Why is Xi Yu here? If she's joining, then I'm leaving." Renowned artist Jiang Su was so angry and flustered that his eyes reddened. "Why would you invite a woman like Xi Yu, who has no artistic sensibility and is unbearably dull?" The fans said, "Our boys have such good taste! Exactly, stay away from her!" Then the camera turned to Xi Yu, who was being interviewed. She tossed back her long hair and smiled seductively. "The male guests? They're all types I've liked before, though I don't like them anymore." The comments exploded instantly: [??? A delusional woman with no self-awareness???] [What do you mean, they're all types you've liked? You think way too highly of yourself!] [No wonder all the male guests hate her. Who would like a princess-syndrome girl with nothing but a pretty face? I bet not one of them will choose her in the end.] But in the show's first round of voting for the woman who had made their hearts flutter, five people chose Xi Yu. Viewers: ??? Five people? There are only four male guests, so who was the fifth? At that moment, one of the female guests blushed. Viewers: ? Wait, weren't they supposed to hate Xi Yu? Why did so many people choose her? Did I miss something? Then someone in the comments suddenly shouted: [Holy crap! Go check the trending page! Someone dug up Xi Yu's dating history!] The viewers, sensing juicy gossip, rushed over. The moment they opened the trending page, they saw one hashtag after another: #XiYusExBoyfriendHuoYun# #XiYusExBoyfriendShenXingzhuo# #XiYusExBoyfriendWeiChenran# #XiYusExBoyfriendJiangSu# Everyone: Holy crap!! Who could have guessed that the types she'd liked before were actually her ex-boyfriends? As the show went on, viewers saw Huo Yun, who had said he wasn't into delicate girls, kneel on one knee and offer to carry Xi Yu up a hill; Shen Xingzhuo, who had said Xi Yu wasn't his type, could barely stand to be apart from her for twenty hours a day; Wei Chenran, who had threatened to leave if Xi Yu joined, set off the kitchen's fire alarms every day just to cook her a meal with his own hands; And Jiang Su, who had mocked Xi Yu's lack of artistic sensibility, organized an exhibition just for her. The other female guests were even more pointed in their remarks. "Xiao Xi said she doesn't go back to exes, so don't get your hopes up!" Then they would link arms with Xi Yu and ask what she wanted for afternoon tea. The male guests: ... The viewers: … [The princess and her ex-boyfriends] [Basically, a dating show love triangle from hell] [All the male guests have one-sided crushes on her, and all the female guests are just friends with her] [The blurb may change. Don't pick a stock, this is one-on-one.] -- My next similar dating show love-triangle story, I Was Forced Into a Love Triangle on a Retirement Trip -- After completing a hundred missions, Yuan Ran entered a vacation world to retire. She earned over 50,000 a month, kept her boss company while they ate and drank, and watched the rich have their dramatic family feuds. She was living the lazy life of her dreams. Then her boss dragged her onto the company's dating show... Yuan Ran: ? Boss: Just think of it as a company team-building event. Yuan Ran: ? Team building? Got it. So Yuan Ran spent every day wearing flip-flops and carrying a thermos. She went fishing when she had nothing to do, and wandered around the set when she felt like it, playing cards and mahjong with the staff she was friendly with. She hadn't even been wandering around for two days when she noticed that the guests were starting to look at her strangely... The first male guest was a ruthless minister who had transmigrated from a popular male-lead novel. He gave Yuan Ran a sinister smile. "Take the throne, and give me one person in exchange. That's a bargain." The second male guest was a gentle-looking, possessive, and intensely passionate interstellar officer from a certain romance platform. He twirled a lock of Yuan Ran's hair and smiled. "You can only be mine." The third male guest was a pitiful young man from a matriarchal-world story. He secretly came to find her, knelt before her with his eyes covered, and pleaded in a tearful voice, "Please, big sister." Yuan Ran: ????? She never imagined that working an extra shift to keep her boss company on a dating show would bring her face-to-face with people she'd offended, pursued, or tormented in several previous worlds! Even worse, the female guests were also targets from her previous missions... There was the sect's true heiress, a pitiful girl who had been abandoned and returned as a villain, stabbing Yuan Ran through with a sword. There was a green-tea actress who constantly made coy remarks and treated her like a sworn enemy. And there was a sweet, innocent noblewoman who was always chasing after her but was actually a yandere... Worst of all, her wealthy boss, the one who paid her over 50,000 a month, invited her to watch fireworks at midnight??? Yuan Ran: Thanks for asking. I've already booked a room at the retirement home next to the sports college. I'll move in soon. No interest in romance, I just want to lie flat :) 2. He Xuan was a domineering CEO worth hundreds of billions. Recently, He Xuan brought his secretary onto his company's dating show. He intended to use the show to break through the last barrier and confess to Yuan Ran, the secretary he'd secretly loved for years. But then he realized that all the guests seemed to have designs on Yuan Ran. One day, he urgently needed to find his secretary. He pushed open the door and saw... The third male guest kneeling in front of Yuan Ran and crying, the second male guest gripping Yuan Ran's wrist, and the first male guest watching Yuan Ran, who was sitting on a leather sofa, with a deep gaze. Beside her, four female guests were peeling oranges for her and feeding her cake. He Xuan: ? As he stood frozen in the doorway, one of the female guests smiled at him. "Mr. He, are you here to join our family too?" He Xuan: ???? He gave a cold laugh, turned around, and... shut the door. Then he turned back to them and said, "Yes." #I'mNotHereToBreakYouUpImHereToJoinYouInstead (not really)# Meanwhile, viewers in the livestream: [Love triangle from hell!! I love it!!!] [Fly high, Sister Yuan! The male guests will follow you forever!] [Beautiful women with beautiful women are true love! Big sister, look at these three gorgeous ladies!] [Aaaah, stop fishing and fish for me!!] [Waaah, please give me a versatile Sister Yuan too!] [I'm only shipping the domineering secretary Yuan Mi with the money-powered country bumpkin He. The official couple is forever, thank you.] Theme: There will always be a light meant for you!