I Went Viral After Becoming the Cannon Fodder Girlfriend

Sweetheart Ning Qi woke up one day in the apocalypse and found herself the cannon-fodder girlfriend of a crazed, obsessive villain.

Looking at the beautiful, spacious mansion, the delicious meals she could enjoy without risking her life or putting on a show, and all the gorgeous, sparkly clothes, Xiuluo Qi declared: "I'm in!"

And so...

The director of a copycat, universally hated variety show said, "Do whatever you want. This is the last episode anyway."

Ning Qi: "Got it!"

She turned and leaped into the sea, swimming alongside a giant whale, her strokes graceful and beautiful as a mermaid of the deep.

The safety crew panicked: "Wait, you haven't put on your oxygen tank!!!"

The audience: "It's special effects! It has to be!"

The person in charge of a shoddily made, ridiculously melodramatic web drama said, "We're only making this to promote the female lead. Everyone else can just phone it in."

Ning Qi: "Understood!"

She turned, pushed off with the tips of her toes, and jumped off a six-meter cliff, her robes fluttering like a fairy from the Jade Pool.

The stunt team screamed: "Wait, the safety rope isn't attached yet!!!"

The audience: "It's a publicity stunt! It definitely is!"

The villain Fu Chongxiao: "Give me your shoe."

Ning Qi: "OK!"

She turned and kicked her slipper straight into his face with her right foot.

His assistant choked up: "Miss Ning, you're awe-some!!!"

The audience: "It's scripted! It definitely is-- Aaaaaaah, the demon Fu Chongxiao! We believe you! We believe you, okay? Please, our darling, stop putting yourself in danger! We don't want to go fishing you out of the river, aaaaaah!"

March 13, 2021. Screenshots have been saved on multiple platforms. Don't pick a fight.

Next book: I Got Rich After Binding a Perfume-Making System

Yun Ge is an overworked office drone with an extremely irregular schedule. After working overtime all night for three days straight, an app called Master Perfumer suddenly popped up on her phone.

[To save your life, Host, quit your job right now and go to sleep. Mission reward: 90 grams of chicken-bone incense, one beauty perfume recipe, and a cup of warm milk to save yourself.]

From then on...

Fine food, fine wine, beautiful people, and flowers. There's nothing Gege can't get if she wants it!

April 6, 2021

Theme: Keep moving forward, and you'll eventually see the light