She Just Wants to Retire [Quick Transmigration]

Question: What if you studied hard for twenty years, finally made it through a delayed PhD graduation, then worked like an ox day and night until you had saved enough for a down payment and paid off your mortgage? Just as your wonderful, free retirement was about to begin, you opened your eyes to find that something called the System was announcing from on high that all of it had been fake. Congratulations on passing the main god's test! Now you can live forever and work for the main god for the rest of your life. Surprised? Shocked?

Feng Yan: Hahaha, it was fake, was it? A test, was it? Work for the rest of my life, was it? I'll blow up the Quick Transmigration Bureau!

In an old-school angst novel, the heroine, whose father gambles, whose mother is sick, and whose rich CEO keeps staring at her lungs, gets abused and tormented x

Emperor Gazi brings you the deluxe package: kidney removal, eye removal, heart removal, lung removal, and more! Check!

In a period novel, the real daughter, whom her father doesn't love, her mother doesn't care for, and her brothers, younger brothers, and fiance all spit on x

The Queen of the Heavens herself sponsors the VIP card for bankruptcy, emotional breakdown, and physical ruin. All three disasters for every character! Check!

In a sci-fi world, the female celebrity is hounded by anti-fans, stepped on by her own fans, and blamed by the whole world for getting in their way x

The B-Queen herself personally upgrades her to the PP Plus version of the universal beloved aura. Whether it's thunder in the sky or cockroaches, mice, and caterpillars on the ground, they'll all come pouring into your bed! Check!

Coming soon: "Mom Has Arrived [Quick Transmigration]"

In her last conscious moment, poverty-stricken Li Qiu sincerely wished: "I want to get rich! I want money! I'm willing to do the hardest, most exhausting, most selfless, thankless job in the world, as long as you pay me! Give me lots and lots of money!"

The next second, her wish came true and she received the Super Tycoon Cashback System.

New job: Mom.

The daughter treated as a cash cow for her cousins all her life, considered a useless money pit x

The world's leading dancer! Check!

The fake daughter, hated by her adoptive mother and resented by her birth mother x

A globally renowned CEO! Check!

"So the shortest, most magical spell in the world is called 'Mom.'"

Coming soon: "Apocalypse Survival: SSS-Rank Critical Hits"

He Miaomiao is an unlucky girl whose instant noodles never come with seasoning, who always gets rained on when she forgets an umbrella, and who inexplicably gets diarrhea during every important school exam. One morning, she wakes up to find the apocalypse has arrived and everyone is struggling to survive. She's not surprised at all and even has time to mock herself:

"Did you really bring on the apocalypse just to kill me? He Miaomiao, you're amazing. You're one tough cookie!"

She doesn't expect that opening the starter gift pack on a whim will change her fate overnight and give her an SSS-rank critical-hit talent!

Others painstakingly chop for three days and nights and still don't have enough materials to upgrade their territory. She easily gets more than she needs in less than a day with critical hits.

Others work themselves to the bone with no food or water. She's surrounded by endless fresh fruit, vegetables, and meat.

Others are chased by monsters until they break down crying. She chases monsters across the wasteland to inherit their powers and skills.

Later on...

[Congratulations to Blue Star Lord He Miaomiao for achieving the new milestone "First to Reach Level Ten"! You have received a purple treasure chest and blue equipment!]

[Congratulations to Blue Star Lord He Miaomiao for achieving the new milestone "Monster Terminator"! You have received a purple treasure chest and a City-Building Decree!]

[Congratulations to Blue Star Lord He Miaomiao for achieving the new milestone "Hope of Humanity"! You have received a purple treasure chest and the unique SSS-rank Divine Godhead!]

Other players: "Report! Someone's cheating here!"

Theme: Be wary of others, but never harm them