What Could a Little Finch Possibly Do Wrong?

Bai Jinqiu is a little plump sparrow who has become a spirit. To survive in a world where humans and demons live together, he decides to head to the human world and find a way to make a living. A talent scout spots the handsome Bai Jinqiu and invites him to join a talent show. He was planning to muddle through and take life as it came, but who could have guessed he'd become an overnight sensation across the internet? Show off his talents? Music, chess, calligraphy, painting, street dance, mechanical dance, breakdancing: there's nothing I can't do. These days, even a demon has to be multitalented to earn enough to eat! Netizen A: Mom, this guy is so cute! I'm going to be a fan! Netizen B: Singing, dancing, playing instruments, calligraphy, painting... Is there anything Bai Jinqiu can't do? Netizen C: Aaaaaah, Bai Jinqiu is practically a god! Even the cold CEO of our company has fallen for him! Faced with CEO Xiao Moting's passionate confession, Bai Jinqiu says: Sorry, Mr. Xiao, but I already have a fiancee. She's a particularly beautiful white fox... a particularly beautiful young woman. I saved her life when I was little, and she said she'd marry me someday. I've been saving myself for her ever since! Xiao Moting narrows his eyes slightly. Right in front of Bai Jinqiu, he reveals his true form and swishes his nine fluffy tails. "I've come to fulfill my promise. When are we getting married?" Bai Jinqiu: ???? Where's my big, soft wife? [Here's a preview of my next story, A Guide to Self-Rescue for a Sickly, Vicious Cannon Fodder. Could you add it to your collection from my author page? Love you all ^3^ Blurb 1: Jiang Xiyue is a fan of protagonists, but after he dies, he transmigrates into an angsty cultivation novel and becomes a sickly cannon-fodder character with the same name, someone who bullies the protagonist, Huo Hanze, alongside a group of others every day. Thinking about how the protagonist will eventually devour the heavens and destroy the world, slaughter every living thing, and cruelly take revenge on all those who bullied him, Jiang Xiyue's vision goes dark. To save his hard-won life, win the protagonist over, and save the world, Jiang Xiyue uses the golden finger given to him by the System to defend the protagonist with everything he's got. When disciples from Huo Hanze's sect bully him, Jiang Xiyue ignores his frail body and steps forward to shield him. When Huo Hanze gets sick, Jiang Xiyue stays up for three days and nights looking after him. When Huo Hanze is framed for colluding with the demons, Jiang Xiyue would rather suffer severe punishment than slander him. Jiang Xiyue becomes so sick he coughs up blood every day, and clings to life with the help of his golden finger. He thinks all his efforts might improve his precarious standing in the protagonist's eyes. But he never expected that Huo Hanze had already been reborn. Suspicious of Jiang Xiyue's motives, Huo Hanze secretly planted an irreversible love curse in his body the very first time they met. Later, Jiang Xiyue learns the truth. With the System's help, he fakes his death and escapes from Huo Hanze. Jiang Xiyue: Damn protagonist! I shouldn't have wasted my time and effort protecting you! Blurb 2: Huo Hanze regrets it. He regrets mistrusting Jiang Xiyue, and regrets secretly planting the Love Blossom curse in Jiang Xiyue's body. In his previous life, he went from being the celebrated prodigy of a righteous immortal sect to a lowly demonic remnant, despised by everyone. In his previous life, he became the Demon Lord, slaughtered his way through a path of revenge, and ultimately destroyed the heavens and earth, devouring all living things. He never expected that the heavens would send him back to the moment his cultivation had just been destroyed. The only difference between this life and the last was that the frail little invalid who had once bullied him had, for some reason, suddenly started protecting him. Huo Hanze sneered. Thinking the little invalid had also been reborn and was up to no good, he secretly planted the Love Blossom curse in his body. Only later did he learn that the little invalid was a gift from the heavens, a reward meant for him. But he had personally destroyed that precious warmth. As bowl after bowl of heart's blood was poured down his throat, Huo Hanze could only watch helplessly as the little invalid grew weaker. He coughed up blood more and more often, until at last he died in Huo Hanze's arms. The day Jiang Xiyue died, the sky and earth grew dark, the sun and moon turned upside down, the stars fell, and demons wept. The first Demon God was born into the world. Blurb 3: After coming back to life, Jiang Xiyue, his face almost unchanged, lives a carefree life in a small mountain valley. Then a group of little demons captures him and offers him up as a sacrifice to the Demon God. Looking at the Demon God on the throne, radiating a murderous aura and murmuring tenderly to Jiang Xiyue's corpse in his arms, Jiang Xiyue flies into a rage: "Damn protagonist! Put my body down!" [World-destroying, reborn, ruthless top x goofy transmigrator into a book, exceptionally skilled bottom] A groveling pursuit of his love: the top is a jerk at first, then regrets it terribly, becoming humble and devoted. Theme: Face life with a sunny, positive attitude