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——Copywriting of this article——
[An irritable, straightforward and eager game anchor is attacked by VS a coquettish, pretentious and pure e-sports master]
Xiao Mu is a chicken-eating anchor. He has a sweet apprentice in the game who wins his heart. However, every time his apprentice mentions Yu Feng, the captain of the AS team, intentionally or unintentionally, he is unhappy.
Young apprentice: Yu Feng has an open match today. Master, do you want to go and watch it? I have tickets.
Xiao Mu: OK, I'll find a scalper and I should be able to make some money.
Young apprentice: Master, Yu Feng's sniper attack today was so cool, I'll give you the video!
Xiao Mu backhand sent the opponent a piece of Yu Feng's dirty information.
Young apprentice: Master, why do Yu Feng have so many fans and many people scold him?
Xiao Mu started to talk nonsense: all the fans bought it, and there were not many true fans.
In this chicken-eating finals, after learning that Xiao Mu, a black fan who had collided with Yu Feng, decisively launched a PK, "Come out and fight to the death!"
Yu Feng listened to the familiar voice in his ear and said in a calm tone: "Okay, if you lose, you must fan me."
Xiao Mu looked confused. Yu Feng, the top e-sports player, still lacked him by one fan?
But he didn't have time to think about it and agreed. Losing was impossible!
Xiao Mu chose a perfect patch of grass that no one else knew about and lay down on his stomach, eating melon seeds with great peace of mind and waiting for Yu Feng to come to his door.
But what I waited for was the other party's smiling voice,
"Got you."
Then he was shot in the head...
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After losing the game, Xiao Mu was forced to become a fan. Every time the other party started a live broadcast, he had to cheer for him. This person always wore a mask and never showed his face.
Xiao Mu snorted coldly: Pretending.
Until he accidentally saw half of the man's face while drinking water...
MMP, why does he look a bit like my evil roommate next door? Also, why did my young apprentice's cell phone ring when I called him?
Xiao Mu rushed into the next door and caught his roommate/e-sports boss/little apprentice who was live broadcasting, "Fuck! Are you kidding me?"
Who would have thought that this man pulled down his mask, his cold eyebrows softened instantly, and he looked at him with a doting look on his face, "Good boy, don't worry, it's live broadcast."
Fans: Is this something I can watch without paying? Come on! Gkd!
——Advance copy copy "Who are you calling brother [esports]"——
Jiang Shi is a game anchor with outstanding appearance and top-notch skills.
At the same time, it is also an extreme combination of hand control and facial control.
The kind that has no resistance at all.
He once fell in love with someone online because of a close-up of his hand, and he did not hesitate to stay up late every day after the broadcast to use the trumpet to lead his partner to score.
The key is to be sweet-mouthed. In order to please others, he acts like a brother and is very obedient.
But later, Jiang Shi forgot his trumpet password, and the relationship ended without any problems.
Sad to lose his good partner, Jiang Shi recorded his feelings on his Weibo account with a sad look on his face.
[I have only called him brother, and I will only call him brother in the future.
His hands are so big, he should be able to hold my whole neck, right? Will he like pinching me?
[My fingers are so long, and they can help me do a lot of things.
I don't know if my brother likes it from the front or the back...
This sad mood lasted until Jiang Shi saw the photo of their captain Xie Xu on the recently popular VF team——
Tiancai!
Jiang Shi: Alive again.
Jiang Shi sneaked into the VF team overnight.
One time, when he was playing in double queue with Xie Xu, when he saw the opponent's Tianxiu playing with support to start a team, he blurted out: "Brother is awesome!"
That day, Jiang Shi was left for additional training.
In the silent training room, Jiang Shi was pinched by the neck and forced to raise his head.
Xie Xu's slender index finger brushed his lips, half-smiling, "Who are you calling brother?"
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Xie Xu once had a boyfriend, but he disappeared within a few days after he chased him.
He found a blank Weibo through the □□ account.
After waiting for a long time, the other party started to post on his blog, with bold words. The last post was [Brother, I'm here, x me from the front!
Attached is a photo of Xie Xu.
The next day, a new guy came to the team, with the same voice as his little boyfriend.
Still pretending to be good in front of him.
The other party copied the tricks used in online dating at that time and used them on him little by little.
Xie Xu curled his lips and accepted the order.
Finally, Xie Xu looked at the man with red eyes and trembling body, made circles with his fingers, lowered his head, and chuckled softly in his ear,
"I like it from behind."
Intention: Many things are not as simple as they appear, and you need to keep your eyes open.