[A new collection of articles in Sagun's cuteness column "Who are you calling brother [E-Sports]", little angels, look at me~ The copy is at the bottom.
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Who would have thought that LC's ace jungler, Qi Mo, who was named the number one jungle king in the league, was controlling an auxiliary nanny, following his jungler step by step, blowing rainbow farts as he walked.
[I'm lying down]: Wow! Brother is so awesome!
The jungler paused for a moment, then invaded the opponent's jungle area. After beating the enemy jungler to a pulp, he stopped...
[Shut up, I C]: Give him a try.
The nanny didn't hesitate to attack and take away the opponent's jungle head.
The enemy's jungler is dead with eyes closed: Where does the master come from to lead the girl at a low level!
Later, "sister" Qi Mo successfully lured the great god Luo Qiao to the LC team and became his exclusive substitute.
It is said that Luo Qiao is extremely arrogant. When someone suspected that he was relying on connections through the back door, he directly said: Who is dissatisfied? Come SOLO.
After the First World War, no one dared to gossip anymore.
Qi Mo: Are your hands tired after playing for so long?
The little bully Luo Qiao, who had been so aggressive just now, turned red in the ears: It's not bad, it's not hard to beat them...
Not long after becoming a substitute, LC bottom lane shooter adc retired, and Luo Qiao recommended himself to the team.
Qi Mo held the cut application form and blocked him in the corner. His voice was unclear: "What, why don't you follow me?"
The distance between the two was very close, and Qi Mo's eyes were so aggressive that Luo Qiao unconsciously squeezed the corners of each other's clothes.
The young man took a breath and looked up again, his eyes full of stubbornness: "I am also very strong in AD and can carry!"
Qi Mo had no choice but to smile and ruffle his hair, whispering vaguely in his ear: "Okay, I'll lie down."
After Luo Qiao changed his career to adc, fans lamented that LC was going to be in decline, and other teams also targeted the bottom lane.
But on the field, who is this person who chases them to the point of becoming a super god? ? ?
Luoqiao MVP's remarks: Lie down, I can carry...
The sexy fox and wild king attack VS the arrogant and arrogant shooter who flies up and suffers
(Private design like a mountain, no prototype)
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Jiang Shi is a game anchor with outstanding appearance and top-notch skills.
At the same time, it is also an extreme combination of hand control and facial control.
The kind that has no resistance at all.
He once fell in love with someone online because of a close-up of his hand, and he did not hesitate to stay up late every day after the broadcast to use the trumpet to lead his partner to score.
The key is to be sweet-mouthed. In order to please others, he acts like a brother and is very obedient.
But later, Jiang Shi forgot his trumpet password, and the relationship ended without any problems.
Sad to lose his good partner, Jiang Shi recorded his feelings on his Weibo account with a sad look on his face.
[I have only called him brother, and I will only call him brother in the future.
His hands are so big, he should be able to hold my whole neck, right? Will he like pinching me?
[My fingers are so long, and they can help me do a lot of things.
I don't know if my brother likes it from the front or the back...
This sad mood lasted until Jiang Shi saw the photo of their captain Xie Xu on the recently popular VF team——
Tiancai!
Jiang Shi: Alive again.
Jiang Shi sneaked into the VF team overnight.
One time, when he was playing in double queue with Xie Xu, when he saw the opponent's Tianxiu playing with support to start a team, he blurted out: "Brother is awesome!"
That day, Jiang Shi was left for additional training.
In the silent training room, Jiang Shi was pinched by the neck and forced to raise his head.
Xie Xu's slender index finger brushed his lips, half-smiling, "Who are you calling brother?"
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Xie Xu once had a boyfriend, but he disappeared within a few days after he chased him.
He found a blank Weibo through the □□ account.
After waiting for a long time, the other party started to post on his blog, with bold words. The last post was [Brother, I'm here, x me from the front!
Attached is a photo of Xie Xu.
The next day, a new guy came to the team, with the same voice as his little boyfriend.
Still pretending to be good in front of him.
The other party copied the tricks used in online dating at that time and used them on him little by little.
Xie Xu curled his lips and accepted the order.
Finally, Xie Xu looked at the man with red eyes and trembling body, made circles with his fingers, lowered his head, and chuckled softly in his ear,
"I like it from behind."
Intention: Pursue what you want and keep moving forward.