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Zi Shujie passed away and became the number one courtesan in most cities.
That night, he was sitting on a high pavilion, and countless monks and mortals below were chanting his name, fascinated by him, crazy like crazy - he, he covered his face, and carved out a Barbie dream mansion under his feet.
Who can save him? He is the ultimate social terror! ! !
System: Stand up, come on, do you see the cold immortal in front of you? Yes, talk to him.
Zi Shujie: I saw it, he seemed to want to chop me...
System: Don't be idle. Tell the Supreme Demon King about your glorious history of chasing geese when you were a child.
Zi Shujie: He said he was the one I chased away...
System: Quickly, let the Overbearing Demon Lord perform a seaweed dance for you!
Zi Shujie: ... What exactly do you do?
System: Our company specializes in helping patients with social zodiac disease get rid of the disease. I wish you to become a social zodiac master as soon as possible!
Zi Shujie:......
Under the pressure of the system, Zi Shujie was under great pressure until he met a good brother who was also very socially anxious. Zi Shujie felt that this was the soulmate given to him by God. After completing his tasks every day, he would cry to his soulmate: Wow, this world is so scary, soulmate, let's stay together and fly together!
The bosom friend was shy, gentle, and smiled shyly: Okay.
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After being reborn, Wen Renxing returned to the dark and smelly alley where he was originally. The difference from his previous life was that in the light and shadow, someone stretched out his hand towards the dirty man.
That person is like a warm sun, and his heart and eyes are full of him. The man said that the world was scary, and he was afraid of standing under people's eyes. It would be great if only the two of them were left in the world.
OK, I'll help you do it.
However, as soon as Wen Renxing put on his vest, the man came running over: Hey, great beauty, it's unreasonable for you not to dance for me now!
Wen Renxing:?
Wen Renxing changed his vest, and the other party said: Hi, buddy, what's your last name? Oh, Immortal Lord, right? Hello, I'm the oiran! I'm telling you, we were destined at first sight!
Wen Renxing:? ?
Wen Renxing changed his vest again, and the other party said: Let me tell you, brother, I was very good when I was a child. I would chase down the geese in the village just like playing!
Wen Renxing:? ? ?
At night, Wenren took off his vest, and the man threw himself into his arms and cried: Wow, I'm so miserable, you are so miserable, strangers are so scary, I don't want to talk to anyone, let's run away!
Wen Renxing:? ? ? ?
#On what my wife is doing behind my back every day even though she has only one soulmate#
[Majiadi Green Tea Little Milk Dog (pretend) the protagonist attacks × the society is afraid of the salted fish and lies flat and suffers]
Highlight:
① Attacking the vest everywhere, after rebirth, the character is very dark.
② Social Trouble: Refers to extreme social anxiety in front of strangers and talking a lot in front of familiar people (from a certain degree).
③Receive the surname Zi Shu and the given name Jie.
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