Tokyo Chuunibyou Observation Journal

[[Finals are coming up, and I have several term papers to finish, so updates will appear at irregular intervals.]] [[I may revise the story often, so please bear with me.]] [[Follow my upcoming stories (blurbs below~): "The Ugly Thing Is Actually Me" One-line summary: I have two dads. "The Rotten Orange Is Actually Me" One-line summary: I'll rot to the core.]] [[There are lots of other fun upcoming stories in my author column. Please check them out and add them to your library, qwq.]] "Uncle Geto, there's something I want to tell you..." "Ever since we first met... I've always wanted to tell you..." The Star Religious Group's leader smiled slightly as he sat on the sofa drinking tea, his upturned, foxlike eyes gazing at me gently. "Don't be nervous. Take your time." "I want to tell you..." I sighed in exasperation. "Being a chuunibyou isn't scary. What's scary is still being one in middle age." Geto, middle-aged uncle, crushed his teacup. to be continue → Ever since I brought home my classmate's dad, the leader of the Star Religious Group, whom I'd found in an alley, the concentration of chuunibyou around me has been climbing at a bizarre rate. Me: Are all you Japanese people this chuunibyou? The leader of the Star Religious Group, whose ideal is to eliminate ordinary people: No. The white-haired teacher who cosplays as Kakashi every day and calls himself the strongest jujutsu sorcerer: That's not it! The dumb young man covered in tattoos who shouts "Where are the women?" from the rooftop: Tch, as if. My classmate, who seems perfectly normal but might have a split personality: That's not it. You've got it wrong. And the person above isn't me. 1. Everyone has one-sided feelings for the female lead. The endgame pairing may be middle-aged Geto, who is still a chuunibyou (?), or 5t5, who has a sharp tongue but can't outdo the female lead. More high-quality stocks will go public as the story progresses. 2. A ridiculous, illogical power fantasy. I recommend turning off your brain while reading. 3. My version of an invincible female lead. 4. The female lead unconsciously charms people, has a sharp tongue from time to time, and often kills the conversation. This story is also known as "The Chuunibyou Around Me Really Are Saving the World," "Will a Sharp-Tongued Teenage Girl Find Her Classmate's Dad in an Alley?" "The Great Geto Wants Me to Shut Up," and "Dry Teacher! Little Satoru" Here's the blurb for an upcoming story, www. 1. "The Ugly Thing Is Actually Me" [Blurb] I want to find my mom. Black hair means Mom. Good looks mean Mom. A big chest means Mom. Gentle means Mom, and so does fiery. Then one day, I met two handsome black-haired guys with huge chests. One was gentle, and the other was fiery. So I was certain: They had to be my moms! * My version of an invincible, space-based female lead * A ridiculous, illogical power fantasy. I recommend turning off your brain while reading. * Poor Geto and Toji are going to suffer. A lot. * The female lead has a human form and is a super beauty. She usually doesn't take human form because she thinks she looks better as a bug (?) * Everyone has one-sided feelings for the female lead. Pick your favorite CP; she'll get close to lots of people! * The female lead isn't human, has no common sense, and thinks in unusual ways. 2. "The Rotten Orange Is Actually Me" [Blurb] Yoshinobu Gakuganji: I'm rotten! Yoshimasa Gakuganji: You're rotten too! Naobito Zenin: Stop arguing. We're all equally rotten! Masamichi Yaga: Hold on. You're all rotten, but I'm not. Yoshimasa Gakuganji: Don't be a jerk. If one of us is rotten, we're all rotten! Tengen: Whether you're rotten or not doesn't matter, because everyone dies someday (except me). Satoru Gojo: I hope you all rot to death. Hell yeah! * The protagonist is the twin younger brother of the old man at Kyoto Jujutsu High. * My version of an invincible male lead. * His cursed technique is related to manipulating time. He used it on himself, which is why he looks to be in his early twenties. * The cover is based on the male lead's character design. The white hair in the beginning is dyed, and he wears bandages to look cool. * Probably a comedy too. * An AU with both characters as teachers. The details are in the main story. * Pick your CP as you go. Theme: Love and justice will never go unrewarded