[Western Crossover] A Guide to Tormenting Villains

The original title of this story was [Western Crossover] After I Transmigrated, I Became a Master of Chinese Culture

Blurb:

Li Lidong got into a car accident one day. When he woke up, he discovered that he had transmigrated to a Western Crossover world filled with superheroes and supervillains from all walks of life. Less than two minutes later, someone knocked him out and kidnapped him. Fortunately, he had a golden finger System that could help him save himself.

What? 084, you want me to promote traditional Chinese culture in this world? Are you trying to get me killed?

As he spoke, he glanced at the Joker grinning beside him and felt that life was utterly bleak...

Wait, completing missions gives me lottery draws? And traditional Chinese culture includes Chinese medicine, ancient martial arts, Miao sorcery, feng shui formations, and Taoist magic?

System Daddy, I'll learn! I'll start right now!

From then on, little white bird Li Lidong's daily life became:

Livestreaming singing, dancing, and doing crafts whenever he had time,

forcing the Joker to drink Chinese medicine and infecting him with sorcery, beating Bane with ancient martial arts,

joining the Batfamily and becoming a superhero,

hanging out with the little birds of the Batfamily and messing with the Arkham fan club,

dragging villains into the game space provided by the System,

designing all kinds of games with his friends to torment the villains,

and, most importantly,

preparing delicious food every day to feed a certain vigilante in Bludhaven.

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"[Western Crossover] Did the Dreamweaver Beat Up the Dog-Author Today?"

I'm Mu Ningning, an ordinary third-year college student who's terrible at school.

I was going bald with worry over my awful College English Test Band 4 score

when I suddenly gained a golden finger: the ability to make dreams real.

Before I had a chance to get used to my power, Deadpool suddenly showed up, took me to another universe, and kicked me out of the sky. A passing Spider-Man got hit by me.

What am I supposed to do? What did they say? I'm a terrible student, and I really can't understand English!

From being chased by thugs and running for my life, to conjuring a high-pressure water cannon that blasted away Spider-Man's old electricity-wielding nemesis, to calmly demolishing the base of an organization where cutting off one head makes two more grow, who knows what I've been through!

I finally made it back to my own world, thinking I could go back to my peaceful life. But which "beep" is causing trouble now?

The author, whose protagonists have once again caught her red-handed: Don't hit me! It wasn't me! I was just checking who was messing with my story!

Me: So just because of that, I have to run all over the place saving the worlds you've mashed together?

The author: How about I give you a buff?

I thought she'd finally grown a conscience, but...

Being treated as a suspect by the BAU was bad enough. Then I turned into an eight-year-old in Gotham, landed right in front of Apocalypse in the X-Men world, and wasn't even human in the Sherlock Holmes world!

Some person: That was just a mistake! A mistake!

Me: Go to hell, you dog of an author! Take this friendship punch to the face!

P.S. First-person narration. The protagonist's worlds currently include the main Avengers universe, the X-Men, Sherlock Holmes, the BAU, and others. More may be added. Please click, comment, and bookmark!

Theme: A little white bird's many creative ways to torment villains.