[Completed and ready to read, so enjoy with peace of mind.]
Blurb:
One-line summary: All the big shots are just tools.
Other people fall in love and get all sweet and affectionate, utterly devoted to each other.
But Liang Cheng's relationship is downright inhuman. He just wants to enjoy a game, yet Tool Peach Blossom Fall keeps singling him out and killing him every day.
Maybe he'd really been pushed to his limit. Every day, he cursed Peach Blossom Fall in the guild chat, calling him a dog and a damn mutt.
Then he unexpectedly discovered that this awful person seemed to have some kind of connection to Chi Luo, the big shot in the department next door. And it wasn't an ordinary connection.
One was Peach Blossom Fall, his sworn enemy who kept hunting him down. The other was Chi Luo, a warm and refined gentleman. When the two turned out to be connected, Liang Cheng's mind was blown.
A Mixed Vegetable Dish A: You bastard, you killed me again!
Peach Blossom Fall: Oh, I don't like the look of you.
A Mixed Vegetable Dish A: Take a closer look, you bastard! I'm your husband!
Peach Blossom Fall: Be good.
Emei noob bottom Liang Cheng x Flower God big-shot top Chi Luo
Coming next: ancient-style danmei cultivation novel. Please add to your reading list: "I Took in a Frail Beauty and Took Off"
Bai Xiaoguo was tricked into joining an immortal sect. His sect consisted of a deed to a plot of land and a flower garden.
The sect was so poor he had to collect junk to keep it running. Then, quite unexpectedly, he brought home a half-dead, sickly senior brother.
The sickly man's name was Qing Yu. He was a breathtakingly handsome immortal, of noble birth and peerless elegance. Bai Xiaoguo had no idea what he'd done to end up living with a junk collector like him.
Seeing that his senior brother was so ill he couldn't even get out of bed, Bai Xiaoguo decided he ought to send him back.
The sect leader waved him off impatiently: Just find somewhere and bury him.
The senior brothers shook their heads and sighed: Find a place and bury him.
Bai Xiaoguo gazed at Qing Yu's stunning face and silently withdrew his hand.
He thought, I can't throw him away, and I can't bear to bury him. There's nothing for it but to take him home and keep looking after him.
After that, he spent his days collecting junk and went home at night to tend to his senior brother.
Bai Xiaoguo held out a cup of freshly brewed peach blossom tea. Senior Brother, have some tea.
Qing Yu glanced at it and turned away. It's cold.
Bai Xiaoguo held his tongue and brewed another cup. Senior Brother, I just made this.
Qing Yu gave it another cold glance. The flowers are mushy.
Bai Xiaoguo kept holding it in and brewed another cup. Senior Brother, the flowers haven't opened yet this time. You can drink it.
Qing Yu threw off the covers and lay back down. The flowers aren't ready.
Bai Xiaoguo was so angry he wanted to smash the tea in his face. But one look at that beautiful face and all his fight drained away. He ingratiated himself and said, Being beautiful really does let you get away with anything. Senior Brother, I'll make another cup right away. Can I touch your face tonight?
Qing Yu's beautiful eyes lifted slightly as he chuckled. You got your saliva in the tea.
Later, Senior Brother Qing Yu returned to the immortal sect and became the same lofty senior brother as before.
Bai Xiaoguo thought they would never cross paths again, but Qing Yu cornered him and asked if he wanted some tea.
A passing disciple saw their senior brother, who had never lifted a finger for himself, brewing tea, with someone squirming wildly in his arms.
The senior brother stopped brewing and lowered his eyes to the person in his arms, whose face was flushed with anger. He soothed him gently: "Be good. I won't tease you tonight."
Coming soon: ancient-style danmei cultivation novel. Please add to your reading list: "I Lost My Memory After Flirting with My Dao Companion"
A fox demon devoured a cultivator who had entered a pagoda to practice, then woke up the next morning to find that he had married the cultivator.
What's more, he'd forced the cultivator into the wedding.
Did I lose my memory?
Coming soon: ancient-style danmei cultivation novel. Please add to your reading list: "I Don't Want This Disciple Anymore [Reborn]"
After transmigrating into a book and being reborn, Su Ye picked up a glowing stone.
They say a monkey can spring out of a stone, but a baby boy named Bai Zhu sprang out of his.
As it happened, Su Ye recognized Bai Zhu. Wasn't he the villain from the book?
So he raised him, planning to latch onto him later. If he couldn't latch onto the protagonist, the villain would do just as well.
But the longer he raised the boy, the more familiar he seemed. Oh, no. He'd raised the wrong person and brought up his enemy.
Su Ye, mortified: I raised the wrong person. Can I apply to be reborn one more time?
Bai Zhu: Master, hold me.
Later, an immortal sect came to take Bai Zhu away.
Su Ye was overcome with gratitude. Hurry and take him away! Don't get in the way of me finding a chance to be reborn.
But the next day, the fool came back after stealing the immortal sect's most precious treasure and injuring its fellow cultivators.
Looking at the people from the sect who had come to demand compensation, Su Ye cried as he dug out the savings he'd stashed away for his old age. How much do I owe you...
They say raising a disciple means they'll take care of you in your old age. Su Ye raised a disciple and not only lost his money, but himself as well. He can't keep this disciple anymore.
Theme: Persevere with unwavering resolve, and communicate amicably with your enemies
Is this broadcastable? It smells so good, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling
Junior brother is still far away, let's first consider the spookiness of Chi Luo's side. He stole a kiss and almost changed his head (▼ dishes ▼#)
Whatever you eat is great, I'm thinking about it wrongly.
There must be something wrong with the guy surnamed Qin, he should be punched a few times
This kind of car that is within JJ's specifications is also very sexy, hehe.
? Help. Why does the plot become more and more suffocating as we go to the back? Isn't the substitute a misunderstanding? Help!
I have to say that this attacker really won't chase his wife, so be careful of the crematorium!
Being hugged again makes me really sluggish.
Does the author usually write about ancient times? The word "Looking for Me" is a bit abrupt.
I'm a bit slow. Don't you feel weird being held on your lap? Hahahahaha