I Woke Up as a Zombie

After staying up for three days playing a zombie-killing game, Xu Xingluo finally died of exhaustion. After death, he transmigrated into the apocalypse and became a cannon-fodder zombie.

The moment he arrived, someone pointed a gun straight at his forehead. He could be shot in the head at any moment. In the nick of time, he hurriedly begged for mercy, proving through his actions that he was a zombie with nothing but intelligence.

After confirming he wasn't infected with the zombie virus, Xu Xingluo was finally allowed to stay. He became a lab rat for the research doctors, who occasionally drew his blood to study his genes.

One day, when he saw a man walk past him, he couldn't help himself and went right up to bite him.

Seeing the man look down at him coldly, he could only give an awkward smile and say, “Sorry, whenever I see someone, my teeth start itching.”

The next day, he received a beautiful, fair-skinned sex doll, along with a note: “If your teeth itch, bite this!”

Xu Xingluo was shocked for only a second before happily accepting it. As long as it helped him grind his teeth, he was satisfied.

But before long, the man took his sex doll away.

Avoiding Xu Xingluo's confused gaze, the man said with a hint of guilt, “From now on, just bite me instead!”

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Bonus scene:

Xu Xingluo had been feeling rather gloomy lately because Captain Pei was always being pestered by a woman, which meant he couldn't grind his teeth.

Unable to put up with it any longer, he decided to talk to the woman and ask her to spare him a little time to grind his teeth.

But she refused, calling him ugly and saying he wasn't human, just a hideous zombie with dry, yellow hair and a gaunt, ghostlike face.

Xu Xingluo withdrew into himself and went off to hide somewhere.

Pei Hang was frantic as he searched everywhere. When he finally found him, he wanted to lose his temper, but the little guy was curled up into a ball, looking so pitiful that he couldn't bear to. He lowered his voice and gently asked, “Why are you hiding?”

Hugging himself, Xu Xingluo answered sadly, “I'm too ugly.”

[Brooding, scheming top x Cute, carefree bottom]

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"Senior Brother Has Been Kidnapped Again"

After falling ill one day, Yun Qiu's consciousness awakened.

He discovered that the world he lived in was nothing more than a story written by someone else, and he was the senior brother of the protagonist's sect.

In the story, although he was the senior brother, his cultivation was pathetic, he was a sanctimonious hypocrite, and he was afraid of dying.

Despite being the senior brother of a cultivation sect, he moved between the realms of demons and monsters, secretly working for them and disrupting the cultivation world. To save his own skin, he disguised himself across all three realms, betraying anyone at a moment's notice and having no bottom line.

Before the story was even halfway over, he died at the hands of his junior sect brother. One sword pierced his heart, and he vanished into nothingness.

But now, the story hadn't started yet. His master, who was traveling the world, wouldn't be back for another three years, and the so-called junior brother wouldn't appear until then either.

Yun Qiu felt that Heaven had treated him kindly by giving him a chance to save himself.

So, over the next three years, the usually lazy Yun Qiu worked day and night to improve his cultivation. He also made time to travel to the mortal realm, slaying demons and monsters for the people, and became beloved by the common folk.

He even took in a poor child and brought him back to the sect as his disciple.

Yun Qiu thought that would take care of everything. As long as he kept his distance from his junior brother and strictly avoided all the places in the story where he would encounter the demon-world fiends, he could change his storyline.

But when the story began, he stared in utter shock at himself, tied up like a dumpling for the third time.

Could someone explain how he could have become one of the top cultivators in the cultivation world and still get captured by demon fiends again and again?

His junior sect brothers' cries rang out from the sect, loud enough to shake the heavens: “Senior Brother has been kidnapped again!”

Senior Brother Yun Qiu x Great Demon Wen Renjing

Theme: As long as you live, there's hope.