Forced to Play the Scum Bottom After Entering a Harem Manga

Song Xuege, who had no interest in sex, was transported into the mindless wish-fulfillment comic he'd drawn, where every handsome man falls for me. He became the promiscuous, heartless, universally adored shou in a harem story.

He was a master of juggling several relationships at once, practically a modern-day sea god, with a pond full of fish, each one more influential than the last.

But Song Xuege had only drawn this kind of comic to satisfy his readers. That didn't mean he wanted to be a scumbag shou! He just wanted to escape this dangerous, mosaic-filled world and go home. Why was it so hard?

None of the comic world's gongs were easy to deal with, but unlike the original character, he couldn't end things by faking his death. He couldn't help bursting into tears like a waterfall. T_T...

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So when faced with the CEO of his agency, he stammered, "Boss, can I terminate my contract? I don't want to keep freeloading at the company. I want to leave."

The CEO's lips curved into a smile. "Your eyes can't lie. You're just holding back your feelings for me, aren't you?"

Song Xuege: ...What a narcissist. He makes things up in his head.

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When some unknown big puppy asked to stay at his rental apartment for a while, Song Xuege, who knew the plot, refused without hesitation. "How much does it cost to rent another place? I'll pay!"

To his surprise, the other man smiled brightly and pulled a key from his pocket. "Your mom gave me the key, and you're telling me this? Come on, open the door."

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A flirty cross-dressing hottie he'd met at a bar wouldn't stop pursuing him. Song Xuege said helplessly, "You're good-looking too. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Can't you leave me alone? QAQ"

The other man pouted, his eyes damp with hurt. "But I dream about you every night and can't sleep. Am I sick? Big brother, you have to take responsibility!"

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When he was forced to tail a certain movie star like a sasaeng fan, the star caught him and gripped his wrist with frightening force.

"Why are you following me?"

"N-nowhere in particular. I'm going in the same direction, that's all."

The star suddenly released his wrist and instead laced their fingers together. "Then why not come home with me? My bed is big and soft."

PS: 1. The CPs in this story are not related by blood or legally.

2. The whole story is one-on-one.

Theme: Promote healthy values, avoid unnecessary harm, and respect everyone.