HP: My Wife Keeps Trying to Run Away with My Sister-in-Law. What Do I Do?

"Honey, James, Remus, and Regulus (Ray) and I are really just friends!!!" Sirius said, clutching his head in despair. The other three beside him nodded frantically like little shrimp.

Why were their wives' heads full of such bizarre ideas?! What was he supposed to do when his wife kept thinking he was hooking up with his friends?

"Lily, listen to me!" James said, utterly speechless.

"Rosa, it's really not what you think!" Sirius said helplessly.

"Vir, there's nothing between us except friendship!" Remus said, at a loss.

"Ray, mmph!" Regulus silenced Laura's accusations with a kiss, then smugly raised his eyebrows at the others. "Hmph, Gryffindors..."

JP/SB/RL: (suddenly enlightened) Why didn't I think of that?

A first-year student stood there dumbfounded, watching the scene. A prefect beside him hurriedly pulled him away. "Senior, those girls..." Before he could finish, the prefect clamped a wary hand over his mouth.

Nearly terrified, he warned the new student, "Shh, see them over there? Those people..." He lifted his chin slightly. "Whatever you do, don't mess with them, especially those girls!"

He looked down at the child's puzzled expression and continued, "Never mind how capable those troublemakers are. Those girls who share a dorm are something else entirely."

He slowly raised his head, looking like a sage who had transcended the world, and gazed meaningfully into the distance. "Tsk, tsk, tsk. To be able to win over everyone at Hogwarts these past two years..."

Theme: Many hands make light work