[Check out my upcoming novel, The Starting Point Novel Cannon Fodder Mutual Aid System. Scroll down to see the blurb.]
(Not very well written, so I don't recommend reading it.)
Blurb:
Yan Yao worked diligently in the entertainment industry in her previous life, but even when she died, nobody had ever heard of her.
Reborn as a short-legged black cat, she angrily swore that even as a cat, she would never have anything to do with the entertainment industry again.
But before long, her owner's friend, a director, took a shine to her and got her on a cute-pet reality show.
After her failed attempt to resist, Yan Yao: Cat outrage.jpg
So she simply flopped down on the spot and became a disillusioned, lazy couch potato.
At mealtimes, she lay down and used her paws to shovel food into her mouth.
When going downstairs, she lay down and slid down the staircase.
As long as she could lie down, she absolutely refused to sit.
Even during a competition, she lay on a golden retriever's back all the way to the finish line.
Her ways left everyone laughing and crying at the same time.
After the show aired, she went viral across the internet in the strangest way. The comments under every related video were full of silly netizens gathering to admire the cat.
"What color sack does this little kitty like?"
"I showed my cat, and it says this is all an act (dog head)."
"This is so relatable. Isn't this just me after work, wanting to lie around until the end of time?"
Overnight, Yan Yao's owner's phone was ringing off the hook.
Film director: "I've got a pet movie, and your cat would be perfect! What? An audition? No need, no need. It can just lie down the whole time, and we'll handle the rest!"
Pet food company: "We'll cover five years' worth of food for your cat, as long as it'll be the spokes-cat for our new cat food!"
Famous game developer: "The most popular NPC in our mobile game looks exactly like it. Could we have the cat cosplay as itself at a convention?"
Yan Yao, whose dream of becoming famous had suddenly come true: "?? You people have left me completely at a loss."
*
Si Yu, a well-known dark-cuisine video uploader on a certain website in his spare time, found his formerly ordinary life taking a bizarre turn after he became Yan Yao's owner.
One time, he accidentally poured his video footage into his cat's food bowl.
The adorable little black cat suddenly transformed into a human right in front of him, then spat out a string of curses: "Ugh! What is this garbage? Even a dog wouldn't eat it! I'll act in movies to support you. Please, just stop cooking."
Si Yu was a billionaire president of a film and television company by profession, and cooking was just a hobby. Unfortunately, he had absolutely no talent for it. He couldn't take it anymore.
[Must Read Before Starting]
* A salty, silly, incredibly powerful Munchkin cat X a seemingly aloof, actually very easily embarrassed man with maxed-out dark-cuisine skills, a doting mom-type
* The male lead has long hair
* The female lead turns human in the early and middle portions
* One-on-one romance, happy ending, first love for both
* Silly, sweet, and fluffy. If you want to argue, you're right.
* Entirely fictional, entirely fictional, entirely fictional, entirely fictional, entirely fictional!
* Includes some original mobile game plot and some suspense elements
* To be added
Please add my upcoming novel, The Starting Point Novel Cannon Fodder Mutual Aid System, to your collection.
Blurb:
He Liu transmigrates into a cultivation novel with a male protagonist as a female cannon-fodder character who opposes him. She's destined to be trampled underfoot and become a stepping stone on his path to ascension.
Fortunately, a cannon-fodder mutual aid System finds her. Following its instructions, He Liu opens a chat window to connect with her fellow cannon fodder.
But this group is nothing like she imagined.
Cannon Fodder Number One: "I don't want to steal the protagonist's opportunities. I'm just a high school student. I want to go home and do my Five-Three homework TAT"
Cannon Fodder Number Two: "I'll leave the missions to you guys. Staying alive is what matters."
Cannon Fodder Number Three: "Who am I? Where am I? Why is everything around me white? Am I blind? Waaaaah!"
Cannon Fodder Number Four: "Woof woof woof! Woof woof! Woof!"
Cannon Fodder Number Five: "Sorry, Number Four is my husky. It transmigrated with me."
He Liu: .
What kind of mutual aid is this? To hell with it all.
*
Later, Cannon Fodder Number One becomes the most popular alchemist, and the pills they make are worth a fortune.
Number Two becomes the fastest swordsman in the entire cultivation world.
Number Three devours the Heavenly Dao, Number Four unifies the demon realm, and Number Five has held the top spot in beast taming for years.
Someone asks curiously, "How did you all become so strong? Hard work? Talent? Or years of relentless cultivation?"
Cannon Fodder Numbers One, Two, Three, Four, and Five all shake their heads, their faces world-weary. "It all started when we met a devil named He Liu."
After that, He Liu, the serene and noble senior sister of the foremost Immortal Sect, Qingfeng, sees her reputation shattered. The disciples of the various immortal sects can only stare as their formerly kind and approachable senior sister, scowling, levels a mountain and beats those five revered great masters until they look like pigs.
Theme: Love life
It seems like playing games. My wife might consider becoming a game planner.
Take care of yourself, keep up the good work
Your health is more important. If you are in good condition, write a little. Don't be anxious.
Surgery??!!! (Frightened face) Come on www
Do you want to consider being a game planner? I really want to play it.
The writing is quite good, especially suitable for reading before going to bed.
I also want a cat mount!!!
The small theater is a source of joy hahahahahaha burp
Too little, I didn't see enough
It's really beautiful!! Didn't see enough woo woo