Become a Powerful Minister and Back the Emperor

Today, Fifth Prince Su Yi staged a coup, and Qi Feng went to watch the excitement.

But

When Su Yi took a sword for Qi Feng, Qi Feng was terrified.

He had spent over twenty years as a ghost in this palace, impervious to blades and poison, untouched by a speck of dust.

Now warm blood splashed across his face, burning and stinging. He felt dirty.

"You can see me?" he asked, wiping the blood from his face.

The other man nodded.

"You know I'm a ghost?" he asked again.

The other man nodded.

"Then why did you take that sword for me?" he asked helplessly.

The other man opened his mouth, but before he could speak, he kicked the bucket.

Qi Feng felt worried, even a little panicked. Why did he have a feeling something bad was about to happen?

Sure enough

He blinked and turned into a little eunuch in the Cold Palace.

Looking at five-year-old Su Yi beside him, Qi Feng felt troubled.

How do you raise a child? Asking online, urgent, extremely urgent.

How do you talk a child out of staging a coup? Asking online, urgent, extremely urgent.

Later

Su Yi didn't rebel. Qi Feng did.

"Ninth Thousand Years, the prime minister said in court today that His Majesty should choose some consorts." Before the eunuch could finish, Qi Feng leaped out of his chair, fuming.

"Who? The prime minister? I'll smash him into a pentagon with one blow of my club!"

Su Yi rose expressionlessly, scooped up the person hopping around in anger, and carried him out while soothing him.

"There, there. Don't be angry. I'll dismiss the prime minister tomorrow..."

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Theme: An unintentional act can bring about an unexpected result.