Stay Away from the Crematorium
火葬场请走开
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 176k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Powerful Couples, Top-Led
Original works and derivative works. I like feel-good stories where the protagonist doesn't suffer. I'm a protagonist fan and a 1v1 pure-love warrior. Dealbreakers: weak gong, male pregnancy, cross-dressing, pretty gong, crybabies, and sickly characters.
A List of Bold Bottoms, the Most Subjective Collection in the Observable Universe
Beautiful, strong or muscular shou. I don’t read pale, skinny shou. I have few hard limits and no particular preference for either side. I only read 1v1, and don’t mind who gets hurt as long as the plot makes sense. These reviews are very subjective.
Top-Centric 1V1 Stories
I'm usually on the top's side, but there's not much to choose from. I don't give one or two stars; three stars means I really don't recommend it. Four stars means it was okay, but I wouldn't reread it. Five stars means it totally hits my preferences!
Personal Reading Log
A personal archive, not recommendations. My attempt to dig up hidden gems was a total flop. I like couples who dote on each other (emphasis on that), with just a tiny, tiny preference for the top.
Beautiful Male Leads, Male-Lead-Focused Preferred
A fan of handsome tops and strong bottoms. Handsome tops above all else. PS: I’m not particularly picky. Preferring tops or doting tops are just a bonus. Bottom fans, be warned before you dive into this list!
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Great Urban and Campus Collection
Including showbiz, CEOs, school life, criminal investigation, and other professions.
My Delicious Top-Focused Picks
I only love 1v1 couples who dote on each other! I prefer sweet little romances! No genderbending, dog-training, or everyone-loves-the-lead tropes!
Top-Focused
I'm doomed. I've caught the main-character-as-top bug. I made this list to keep track of main-character-as-top stories I personally think are pretty good. Sorry if they aren't to your taste.
Male-Protagonist Romance, Updated Regularly
I've personally tried every novel on this list, and in my opinion, they're all delicious. I like equally matched couples or seeing the strong one submit. I don't go for weak gong characters, queen-like shou characters, or tsundere shou characters.
Mutual-Doting Stories, Saved for Personal Use
Includes both top and bottom protagonists. Only mutual-pampering couples; some stories lean slightly one way. I love clingy couples who are equally devoted to each other. Dealbreakers: bland characters, weak bedroom skills, everyone falling for one character, and stock-picking romances.
A Versatile Reader’s Top-Centric Reading List
I read all kinds of things!! (Emphasis!) A list of top-focused stories!! (Emphasis!)
Danmei with Delicious Romance (Slow Updates)
Strictly one-on-one romances. I don't like split personalities, clones, love interests treated like stocks to invest in, everyone-falls-for-the-protagonist stories, or partners who are just background props. Only fully purchased novels here: five stars means highly recommended, four stars means flawed but still worth reading.
Top-Dom BL Collection 1
Good writing, good plot, or both
Personal Book List: Protagonists Who Top
Saving all the fully purchased novels I've read with an attack-side protagonist. I'm not fixated on either role, and I don't try to be impartial: one book might lean toward the attack side, the next toward the receiving side. As long as the CP is fun to ship, I'll read it. Just don't let my tastes jumpscare you.
Top Picks
Reading log. Three stars usually means it’s still being serialized; four means it’s complete.
Great Plot and Romance, Both a Must
Mostly top-centric, strong leads, handsome tops and gorgeous bottoms, the bottom pursues the top, a top who takes charge, a bottom who’s a wish-fulfillment powerhouse, older brother types who are devoted puppy dogs, and sapiosexual romance. Not for me: weak tops or weak bottoms.
Searching for My Type: For Personal Use, Completed and Fully Purchased Only
A mysterious list-maker with unusual tastes: I like pampered tops and bottoms chasing tops, but I also want the top to have an overwhelmingly strong crush in return. So I keep getting wrecked by GK. (No idea why the previous list was reported and deleted.)
Dominant Male Lead
Top fans, stay away. Dealbreakers: harem protagonists, being doted on by everyone, crybaby tops, weak tops, tops who are bad in bed, insectoid stories, and tops who are doted on by their bottoms.
Personal Log of Mutual Pampering, Top-Leaning
My tastes are pretty broad. I like cute, beautiful, handsome, and charming male leads. Mutual affection is the baseline, and I mostly prefer stories told from the pursuer's perspective.
Decent Top-Dom Stories [Completed Edition]
BL stories from the seme’s perspective that I’ve read, with no major dealbreakers. Some have a seme who pampers the receiver, some are mutually doting, and some have the receiver pampering the seme. I prefer swoon-worthy, strong semes, and can’t stand a seme who gets pushed around or an unchaste receiver. I’ll keep updating this, and only add completed stories.
Seme-Focused Reading Feast 1.0
My phone lagged and deleted a bunch of books I’d saved... I’ll find time to sort them into categories again later.
Reading Log
I like reading about pampered, self-indulgent shou and spoiled gong, with the gong showering the shou with affection and the shou doting on the gong nonstop. The couple must be 100% mutually devoted! I hate love-triangle stories where readers have to pick a ship!
Just to Show Off My Refined Taste
I read all sorts. Some have a male top, some a male bottom. At least two of these three must be good: prose, narrative structure, and setting.
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After reading it, I don't know how to describe it, but it is a really good article. It's a dull, really dull love affair between two emotionally stable adults. It's not quite right to say it's bland, after all, I was still a little frightened in the middle of it, but I couldn't help but laugh and have fun while reading it. It's a very touching article. (Praise) My definition of this article is that it is not the kind of heart-wrenching or comedy that is family-friendly and impressive. Like one afternoon when the weather was either good or bad, I slowly read the text of this book, stroking the pages with my fingers, rubbing the edges of the pages with my fingertips. When I saw the last line of words, I let out a long sigh of relief, closed the book, and put it on the bookcase where I can easily grab it. Then after a while, it could be a few days, a few months, or a few years, when I was chatting with my friends or in a daze alone, I suddenly remembered the content of this book and smiled. I like this article so much that I have it in my little bookcase.
It's a very free wedding that doesn't end until they stop
Ah ah ah Xiao Chen and Xiao Shen will live happily together forever! ! ! Thank you, madam, for bringing us such a beautiful work! [Come on]
Special earthly and healthy love! Very cute little couple!
Very nice! Mr. Chen and Xiao Shen are a perfect match! [Cat head]
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Xql is so sweet, I like this faint sense of madness
It's so beautiful, realistic and romantic [Star Eyes]
It's so sweet that my hypoglycemia is cured
How did you manage to buy a book and write it in my heart? My wife is so pretty