[New story coming soon: Hug This Snail Tight [Apocalypse]. Please add it to your collection, mwah! The blurb is below.]
After transmigrating into the future and becoming a miserable homeless child on a trash planet, Su Su eats mold-covered stale bread and sleeps in freezing abandoned train cars. Gritting her teeth, she activates the golden finger every transmigrator needs.
“Hello, dear viewers! I'm your streamer, Su Su. I'm livestreaming myself scavenging for trash. Please follow and send me gifts, aaah!”
If no one saves her soon, she won't be the only one to starve to death. Her little one will die too, aaah!
Clutching the little one in the middle of a reeking garbage dump, Su Su cries and wails to her cross-temporal livestream audience. She has no idea that her viewers are already in an uproar:
Viewer 1: Aren't those junk items the streamer brought home things that history discarded ages ago?
Viewer 2: Something's wrong! Something's wrong! The little streamer's era is all wrong!
The viewers scratch their heads in confusion, then make a startling discovery: the little one beside the streamer is none other than Samuel, the future space demon despised by all mankind, currently still a child.
Samuel is the space demon whose name strikes fear into people's hearts. He orchestrated the deaths of 15,643 of the universe's top talents.
This directly caused technological progress to stagnate for over a hundred years. Everyone who had ever seen him said he had a loathsome face.
No one could have imagined that the young Samuel appearing on camera would be...
so, very, warm!
He'll fight for the streamer despite being ill. He'll pretend he's already eaten, so she can have all the good food. He'll turn into his beast form and use his body to keep her warm.
Th-this...
A flood of comments fills the screen: Streamer, hold on! Don't let him turn evil!
Redemption isn't complete yet, comrade. Keep it together!
Warnings:
1. The heroine's golden finger isn't very powerful.
2. If you're a stickler for details, please don't criticize me.
3. The heroine is childish! Childish! Childish! She's extremely childish and immature! Please try not to criticize her for this!
-----Coming soon: I Speak for Earth. Please add it to your collection, mwah!-----
Zeng Yi wakes from a cryogenic pod to find that Earth has survived the apocalypse and entered the interstellar age, becoming a poor, insignificant planet.
There's no time to celebrate. Earth is in ruins, its culture has been severed from its past, and its plants and animals have mutated. Adults and children alike can only eat toxic plant roots, and they can barely afford to trade with other planets for nutritional supplements.
The current village chief of Earth approaches on trembling legs, holding out a bowl of unappetizing grass roots. He looks at her kindly. “Ancestress, you must be hungry. Go ahead and eat.”
Zeng Yi: ...What kind of miserable world is this?
Just then, a variety show called Planet Face-Off is about to begin. The planet that wins the most popular vote each round will receive vital resources and advanced technology.
Zeng Yi glances at the entire archive of Chinese history and culture that the base chairman had once packed into her storage space. Her eyes narrow with resolve. “What are we waiting for? Let's sign up!”
And so, this tiny poor planet rises to prominence, transforming the stale world of interstellar entertainment.
Bonus scene:
Planet A: This is our planet's Xixi grass. It can be used to make nutritional supplements in new flavors.
Zeng Yi: Boys, chop up those three-headed chickens for me! I want braised chicken legs, big-plate chicken, three-yellow chicken soup, and marinated chicken feet, aaah!
Planet B: This is the skull of the greatest god of war our planet has ever known. When I look at it, I can almost see his mighty frame.
Zeng Yi, holding a megaphone: They say that under heaven, things long divided must unite, and things long united must divide...
Planet C: Our tentacle people have played this finger-chopping game since childhood. It's very fun, and everyone should give it a try.
Zeng Yi: Come on, can't you do better? Even when you play mahjong, once you make a move, you can't take it back!
The viewers: ...That's actually pretty good.
Theme: Effort can change your circumstances.
Both Yuanyuan and Fangfang are so cute, and the writing is so vivid. Especially when Fangfang is fighting to be bought, I feel so sad.
Finished reading! They are a group of very gentle people
It's good to have friends. Since the little robot can think, it will be lonely without a partner!
Wow~~~ Wuwuwu, Fang Fang is also very cute, hahaha
A round head is square, and a square head is round. Ha ha ha ha
Ah, hahahahahahahahaha, Su Su has really become childish, hahahahahahahahaha
Ah ah ah, it's over. I really can't bear it.
It's so good, I finished reading it in one go, wow, wow, sweet little story~
So cute, square and round
I actually cried while reading this chapter, maybe because I thought of WALL-E...