Every Spirit Plant in the Galaxy Wants a Bite of Me

[Please support my upcoming novel, The Protagonist Goes Mad After I Transmigrate into a Book! Details in my author profile!] There was a legend among the plant spirits of the cultivation world: Whoever obtains Xirang will attain the Dao. Xirang was incredibly beneficial to plant spirits' cultivation. Even the tiniest bit was worth a thousand years of practice. Because of this legend, the plant spirits searched high and low for the fabled Xirang. Chi Yun was the spirit of the legendary Xirang. Cultivators called him a fertilizer spirit, but Chi Yun didn't like that name. Xirang wasn't particularly powerful, and Chi Yun couldn't beat the plant spirits, so he hid. He spent over a thousand years hiding in fear, and just when he was about to overcome his tribulation and ascend, the thunder tribulation failed to help him ascend. Instead, it sent him to the interstellar era, where he became an illegitimate son about to be sent off in a political marriage. That wasn't even the worst part. The worst part was that the crystal core he had nurtured for a thousand years was gone. Chi Yun nervously began searching for his crystal core. Then he discovered that even in this world, plants still adored him. The Ziyun flower, which bloomed once every hundred years, chased him around, offering him its flowers. The rare, millennium-old Imperial Vine clung to him and refused to leave. The spiritual plants, normally indifferent even to the many alchemists who doted on them, suddenly went out of their way to approach Chi Yun, just to get a sniff of him. Chi Yun: Stay back! Don't come any closer! * Chi Yun's fiance has many titles: federal hero, youngest general, S-rank esper, and heir to the Feng family. Heard to have led the Federation to victory in its war against the Empire, he soon came down with a strange illness that robbed him of his powers and left half his body paralyzed. Rumors spread that Feng Lingnian was now a cripple with no future, while Chi Yun had no powers and was useless too. They were a perfect match. But Chi Yun was utterly smitten the first time he saw Feng Lingnian. Because he was just so handsome. Chi Yun thumped his chest. "I'll protect you from now on. Let's see who dares bully you!" * Two major things have happened in the Federation recently. First, a high-level alchemist has appeared. His affinity with spiritual plants is said to be unparalleled, and every spiritual plant willingly offers him its most precious gifts. Second, the body of Feng Lingnian, the Federation's hero, has been healed. His strength hasn't been affected at all, and he's even more powerful than before. Some people hurried to curry favor with the now highly sought-after alchemist, while others tried their hardest to win Feng Lingnian over. Then they realized that the alchemist seemed to have a very close relationship with Feng Lingnian. The truth came out when Chi Yun appeared in Feng Lingnian's livestream interview. "Oh my god, he's so cute! Is he the general's partner?" "Wait, I've heard that voice before. Isn't that the mysterious high-level alchemist?" "???" * Chi Yun held up some soil that had naturally grown and fallen off his body for Feng Lingnian to see. "This is my baby!" Blushing, Feng Lingnian carried Chi Yun back to the bedroom. "Sorry. I'll try harder." Chi Yun: ? P.S. 1. A soft, sweet, infatuated Xirang spirit bottom × a strong, stoic, pure-hearted top who has suffered terribly. They dote on each other in this sweet little story. 2. Daily updates at 9 p.m. Guaranteed to finish. Upcoming novel: The Protagonist Goes Mad After I Transmigrate into a Book, an exhilarating level-up fantasy Divine Punishment was a fantasy novel set in another world, serialized over the course of two years. Yan Chen was a longtime fan of Divine Punishment. His daily joy was sitting in front of his computer, waiting for updates. He watched the protagonist slowly grow stronger. Despite enduring countless hardships, the protagonist kept his kindness and sense of justice, shining like a little sun and attracting countless followers. Now he was finally strong enough to challenge the Old Gods. Yan Chen eagerly clicked on the latest chapter, ready to see the protagonist defeat the Old Gods and become the new god. But the plot raced out of control, and then the author botched the ending. "The flame went out. He failed to become true light. He fell to his knees before the Old God, blood and tears streaming from his eyes. The world does not need a new god." Yan Chen stared, eyes wide with disbelief. His protagonist was so good, and the author just killed him off like that? Furious, Yan Chen cursed the author out in the comments, wishing he could smash through his keyboard. The next day, Yan Chen woke up to find he'd transmigrated into the book. By sheer coincidence, he came across the protagonist, covered in wounds after just escaping from home. Indignant, Yan Chen picked up the child and took him in. If the author wouldn't do the right thing, then Yan Chen would help his protagonist become a god. But as the child grew up, more and more people started warning Yan Chen to stay away from his protagonist, saying he was a psycho. Yan Chen: How could that be? He's my little sun. * When Er woke up again, he wasn't in the bloodstained ruins of the divine throne. He was in the forest he'd fled to after running away from home as a child. Er looked at his hands, small and soft. He was reborn, back at the moment he'd just run away from home. The Old God's contemptuous gaze was still clear in his mind. He had never doubted his beliefs until the companions he trusted and the people he'd sworn to protect betrayed him, and the gods brought down divine punishment. Rage burned in his heart. Before the Old God, he made one final vow: if he could do it all over again, he would make the entire continent die with him. But this time, something was different. Someone pulled him out of the abyss. He told him, "I'll help you become a god." Er stared fixedly into the man's emerald-green eyes, his voice hoarse. "All right." Whatever you want me to be, I'll become it. If you don't betray me, I will never betray you. "I will love you to the deepest, widest, and highest reaches my soul can touch, until my sight can reach no farther, until the end of life, until the limit of perfection." P.S. 1. A transmigrated, genuine little-sun bottom × a reborn, fake-little-sun, real-psycho top. 2. A fantasy world setting with dragons, dwarves, and other mythical races. An exhilarating level-up story. 3. Daily updates once it starts. Guaranteed to finish.