[Prequel Coming Soon: All the Spirit Plants in the Galaxy Want to Take a Bite Out of Me! Please add it to your reading list!]
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Jiang Si worked tirelessly at the Time and Space Administration for years, taking on every dirty and difficult job. At long last, he became an S-rank employee and thought he could finally relax. Instead, the System handed him a stack of assignments in misery porn worlds, where the protagonists had it as bad as possible.
Jiang Si: You want me to play this villain? Looks pretty good.
System: No, you're going to be the protagonist.
Jiang Si: What? I'm not doing it.
Jiang Si wanted to stay as far away from the main plot as possible, but the main plot had other ideas.
No matter how he tried to avoid it, it somehow found its way to him.
Jiang Si: Well, if we're going for thrills, we might as well go all the way.
#I woke up surrounded by severed limbs, and now I'm a zombie?#
Jiang Si: I'll punch zombies and kick down the base. You want to capture me for experiments? I'll burn down your lab. I'm going to be the Zombie Emperor.
#Haters accuse me of being a pretty face who got ahead with a sugar daddy?#
Jiang Si: You're right. I'm gorgeous, I have a sugar daddy and you don't, and I'm a movie emperor while you're not. Doesn't that make you mad?
#I'm branded a disgrace to Omegas and publicly dumped?#
Jiang Si: Who are you calling a disgrace to Omegas? Me, the person who can build S-rank mechs? Is it me? Is it?
Lu Bei has only recently joined the agency, and his current assignment is a supporting-character world.
Lu Bei wants to do his job properly, but the protagonist seems to have other plans.
Why did the zombie he was supposed to take to the lab burn the lab down?
Why did the actor who was supposed to be blacklisted become an international superstar?
Why did the Omega who was supposed to die of depression become a sought-after genius?
Lu Bei thought it over and decided that his wife's happiness mattered most.
PS:
1. A career-driven, face-slapping, scum-trashing, romance-loving shou who refuses to neglect a single one of them x a devoted gong who diligently falls in love even when the missions go nowhere. In the first world, they each think the other is an NPC. Their sweet romance starts in the second world, so there's no need to worry!
2. Also known as: Better to Fall in Love Than Follow the Main Plot.
3. Updated daily at 9 p.m. One bonus chapter for every thousand new readers.
Prequel Coming Soon: All the Spirit Plants in the Galaxy Want to Take a Bite Out of Me!
Among the plant spirits of the cultivation world, a legend has always been passed down: Whoever obtains breath soil will attain the Dao. Breath soil is said to greatly benefit the cultivation of plant spirits. Even a tiny bit is worth a thousand years of practice.
Because of this legend, plant spirits have gone to every length to search for the fabled breath soil.
Chi Yun is the spirit born from that very breath soil.
Cultivators call him a fertilizer spirit, but Chi Yun doesn't like the name.
Breath soil has no real powers, and Chi Yun can't beat the plant spirits, so he runs.
He spent over a thousand years hiding in terror. Just as he was about to survive his tribulation and ascend, the lightning tribulation failed to help him ascend and instead sent him to the interstellar era, where he became an illegitimate child being sent off for a political marriage.
That wasn't even the worst of it. The worst part was that the crystal core he had nurtured for a thousand years was missing.
Chi Yun began his anxious search for his crystal core, only to discover that plants still adored him in this new world.
The Purple Cloud Flower, which blooms once every hundred years, chased after him, eager to give him its flowers.
The fabled Imperial Vine, seen only once in a thousand years, clung to his side and refused to leave.
The spirit plants, usually courted by all kinds of potion-makers and indifferent to them, went out of their way to approach Chi Yun, all just to take a single breath of him.
Chi Yun: Don't come any closer!
*
Chi Yun's fiance has many titles: Federation hero, youngest general, S-rank esper, and heir to the Feng family.
They say he defeated the Zerg Queen, but was gravely wounded in the process, losing his powers and becoming paralyzed on one side.
Rumors spread that Feng Lingnian was now a cripple with no future, while Chi Yun had no powers and was useless too, making them a perfect match.
But to Chi Yun, Feng Lingnian, whose energy was constantly spilling out, was a treasure. You rarely found energy this dense even in the cultivation world. He was practically a walking spirit-gathering array.
And most importantly, this walking spirit-gathering array was also very good to him.
Chi Yun patted his chest. “I'll protect you from now on. Let's see who dares bully you!”
*
Two major stories have been making the rounds on the Star Network.
The first is the appearance of a high-level potion-maker. They say his affinity with spirit plants is unparalleled, and every spirit plant willingly offers him its most precious gifts.
The second is that Federation hero Feng Lingnian has recovered. His strength hasn't been affected at all; in fact, he's even stronger than before.
Some people rush to curry favor with the now-famous potion-maker, while others bend over backward to flatter Feng Lingnian. Then they realize that this potion-maker seems to have a close relationship with Feng Lingnian.
It isn't until Chi Yun appears in Feng Lingnian's live-stream interview that the truth comes out.
“Oh my gosh, he's so cute! Is he the general's partner?”
“Wait, I've heard that voice before. Isn't that the mysterious high-level potion-maker?”
“???”
*
Chi Yun held out the soil that had naturally grown on him and fallen off, showing it to Feng Lingnian. “These are my children!”
Feng Lingnian blushed, hoisted Chi Yun over his shoulder, and carried him back to the bedroom. “I'm sorry. I'll try harder.”
Chi Yun: What?
PS: 1. A clever, innocent, and sweet breath-soil spirit shou x a strong, tragic, taciturn, and pure-hearted gong. A fluffy, mutually doting romance.
2. Daily updates once the story begins. You can count on the author to finish it.
Theme: Dare to fight against fate and seize your own happiness
Ah, finished. Overall it's pretty good. Just a few typos. I first read the StarCraft book next door, and then clicked on this one. Well, maybe it was because the StarCraft book was better, so my expectations for this book were a bit high, and I found that it wasn't as good as the one next door. I took another look and found that this was the first article written in a big way. If you look at it this way, you can see that there is a lot of obvious progress. I hope your writing will get better and better. Come on^0^~ Also, when will the pre-collection start? Looking forward to a big advance payment.
"Only" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
after
I was silent when I saw Chasing Light. Isn't this the mecha in the Star Wars book?
Look at this silly son of a landlord
There's a bit of a stiff feeling here about being slapped in the face for the sake of being slapped in the face. Shou is not a bun character. It feels wrong to not resist being bullied like this before, or it feels like there is less of a description of Shou digging holes for these scum. It is obvious that Shou can solve the problem easily, and I have thought of several plans for how to hit him. Haha, it feels like a slap in the face just to force the attack. Let's have a rational discussion. Personally, I feel it would be better if I was prepared to be slapped in the face by the silent plan and happened to encounter an attack assist or something like that.
When will the new article be published?
When did you start writing? After reading the book, the protagonist became a crazy person.
The plot is okay, but some parts are not particularly well described and there are typos
The plot is a bit weird and not particularly smooth, but this is the only one I've finished reading recently. Come on.
I just wanted to watch sweet love, and then jumped to watch it, but I didn't expect that it would be gone after jumping QAQ
Ah, finished. Overall it's pretty good. Just a few typos. I first read the StarCraft book next door, and then clicked on this one. Well, maybe it was because the StarCraft book was better, so my expectations for this book were a bit high, and I found that it wasn't as good as the one next door. I took another look and found that this was the first article written in a big way. If you look at it this way, you can see that there is a lot of obvious progress. I hope your writing will get better and better. Come on^0^~ Also, when will the pre-collection start? Looking forward to a big advance payment.
"Only" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ after
I was silent when I saw Chasing Light. Isn't this the mecha in the Star Wars book?
Look at this silly son of a landlord
There's a bit of a stiff feeling here about being slapped in the face for the sake of being slapped in the face. Shou is not a bun character. It feels wrong to not resist being bullied like this before, or it feels like there is less of a description of Shou digging holes for these scum. It is obvious that Shou can solve the problem easily, and I have thought of several plans for how to hit him. Haha, it feels like a slap in the face just to force the attack. Let's have a rational discussion. Personally, I feel it would be better if I was prepared to be slapped in the face by the silent plan and happened to encounter an attack assist or something like that.
When will the new article be published?
When did you start writing? After reading the book, the protagonist became a crazy person.
The plot is okay, but some parts are not particularly well described and there are typos
The plot is a bit weird and not particularly smooth, but this is the only one I've finished reading recently. Come on.
I just wanted to watch sweet love, and then jumped to watch it, but I didn't expect that it would be gone after jumping QAQ