[Three Kingdoms] Saving the Broken Characters

What if official history and fiction were combined? What if the main characters became normal again?

World One (a hodgepodge):

Guo Jia silently drains a cup of wine, looking at this ruined world. Can he choose to die?

Zhuge Liang squats down. Why hasn’t the lord returned to normal yet?

But... familiar as Yu? Zhou Yu thinks this is an extremely unfriendly from-the-start setup...

World Two (harem-themed):

Reborn again? Guo Jia picks up a hairpin from beside him. Nobody stop him. He needs a moment to calm down first!

They keep coming after him again and again. Is there really nobody else?

One against four? Are you kidding him? He’s clever, not some kind of monster!

The empress is confined? The favored consort is demoted?

Guo Jia smiles faintly and brushes off his sleeves, keeping his contribution to himself.

Oh, and he might as well drag Chancellor Zhuge and Commander Zhou into the fun.

Zhuge Liang: Sacrificial Wine Guo, I’ll remember this.

Zhou Yu: Likewise.

Shh, they’re about to start plotting against a bunch of consorts.

World Three (conspiracy theories):

#The conspiracy behind Three Visits to the Thatched Cottage#

#The hidden story behind the stratagem that secured Liaodong after death#

#The mysterious deal behind the Battle of Red Cliffs#

Guo Jia: I’m dead.

Zhuge Liang: Please don’t bring it up.

But... why is Wu’s style different?

World Four (female-dominant society + gender swap):

Zhou Yu had thought that nothing could ever make him change his expression again. But then... he watched Xiao Qiao saunter over with a flirtatious look, lift his chin, and kiss him on the cheek. “Gongjin, did you miss me?” Zhou Yu felt his insides crumble.

Well, fine. They’d share the good and the bad. Chancellor Zhuge and Sacrificial Wine Guo too, right?

World Five (official history):

[We’re very sorry. You had already returned to normal, but since you’ve been to too many minor worlds, you’ve automatically been classified as quick transmigrators. Repairs are underway. Also, this is official history, so don’t mess anything up. Don’t mess anything up. Don’t mess anything up. The consequences of ruining official history are very serious. Or you could just think of it as a big screening?] the System said.

Guo Jia: I’m now the mother of the future Emperor Wen of Wei...

Zhuge Liang: I’ve become Liu Shan’s mother...

Zhou Yu: ...Da Qiao...

Serious warning: This story is purely for laughs, written for the author’s own amusement. If you can’t handle the synopsis, absolutely do not click in. The actual story is even more chaotic...

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