[Bungo Stray Dogs] I’m Just an Ordinary Older Brother

A story about an older brother looking after his younger brother. A self-indulgent story with tons of headcanon. The second son of the Tsushima family: What should I do about my little brother growing up too fast? The eldest son of the Edogawa family: What should I do about my little brother being a child genius? The leader of the "Sheep" organization: What should I do about the members splitting into factions? The young volunteer at the orphanage: What should I do about the kids excluding each other? The big brother of a small gang in the slums: What should I do about my underling being too stubborn? A distant relative of the Sawada family: What should I do about my cousin becoming the leader of the □□? N years later Everyone (in unison): Let me introduce you. This is my big brother. Everyone: ... Everyone: ??? Big brother: I'm dead. Don't bring me into this. Theme: If only I had an older brother.