Dazai and Komiyama

◆ The first time Komiyama Natsuchi met Dazai, they jumped off a cliff into the sea together. The second time, she was chased for three blocks by his rabid fan. A friend warned her: You two are totally incompatible. Stay away from him, or you'll meet with a bloody disaster. Komiyama Natsuchi agreed wholeheartedly. Two months later, she wrote to her friend: I've decided to follow Mr. Dazai and join the Armed Detective Agency. Friend: ? (gasping for air) ◆ If she had never met Dazai, Komiyama Natsuchi would always have been Natsuchi of the garbage dump. [Reader's Guide] 1. The pairing is obvious. It's a sweet little story. 2. I'll add more if I think of anything. 3. This story will be completed and become a paid work on 2.22. Check out my upcoming crossover BL story: Nobody Told Me You Were All Undercover Blurb: My name is Huima Mingyin, obviously a fake name. My true identity is a secret weapon in a mysterious international organization, code name Crown Whisky. My main duty is to relay important intelligence for the organization, both at home and abroad. The organization trusts me completely, but I'm actually a real good guy. My goal is to destroy the organization. To accomplish that, I got close to four bottles of booze. The first was Gin, a high-ranking member of the organization. Thanks to him, I was able to return to Neon from the American branch, but he's too suspicious and even doubted my loyalty to the organization. I dumped him without hesitation. The second was Rye, a member who returned to Neon from America at the same time as me. I thought he was with the FBI, so I tested him. He wasn't. A real bottle. So of course I had to go after you. Turns out he was fake. Before he ran, he shot my ex full of bullets. The third was Bourbon, a rising star under Rum, the organization's number two. I thought he was a Neon police officer, so I tested him too. He wasn't. A real bottle. So of course I had to go after you. Turns out he was a bit crazy, and when he went crazy, he went after me too. To protect myself, I broke up with him as well. There's really no one normal in this organization. Just as I was losing all hope, I met the new member recruited to replace Rye, Scotch. Scotch is more emotionally stable than my third-to-last ex. Unlike my second-to-last ex, he's not an undercover agent, and he's more discreet and level-headed during missions than my last ex. So he became the fourth bottle of booze I approached. [Reader's Guide] 1. I'll think about the pairing. 2. Scotch is the one who approached the protagonist first. His point of view is different from everyone else's (). Theme: Learn to love yourself first.