The Empress Is a Little Kitty

Complete This dynasty had no cats until Yun Tang arrived. Now it has cats. Yun Tang's appearance sent the whole Great Liang into an uproar. On the day His Majesty performed the Fengshan sacrifice, a breathtakingly beautiful celestial beast descended from the heavens. Adorable and charming, naturally imbued with the Dao, with a melodious cry and graceful movements, it was clearly an auspicious creature of great significance! Even if the beast ignored the perfectly good purple sandalwood dais and pushed the jade seal off His Majesty's desk, where it couldn't possibly bother it; Even if it ignored the perfectly good spring water from Cloud Summit Mountain and instead dipped a paw into His Majesty's teacup to lick up the water; Even if it ignored the perfectly good Lingxi Garden and came bounding in the middle of the night to dance on His Majesty's chest atop the imperial bed So what? Anything so beautiful and adorable had to be a good omen! Day after day, Yun Tang heard the flattery and praise and saw the wonder and adoration in people's eyes. He was convinced that he must have been reborn as an auspicious beast like a Bai Ze, and couldn't help strutting about with the swagger of a dragon gliding and a phoenix soaring! Until one day, he happened to pass a remarkably clear Western mirror. Huh? Who's that in the mirror? That's a cat! So I'm just a cat? What's wrong with you people? Have you never seen a cat before? That day, the auspicious beast who discovered his true identity behaved impeccably. He neither wrecked the palace nor beat up the emperor again. Yun Tang: Sorry, you misunderstood. I'm not a divine beast. Emperor: Right, you're not a divine beast. You're my empress. The Save the Unhappy System abused its lofty seniority and outstanding performance record to make things easy for itself in its next assignment. It chose a Host with an exceptionally high charm stat. In his past life, its Host had stirred up storms of blood and chaos all on his own, and had been the adored sweetheart of the entire nation. In this life, he was even more extraordinary. Thanks to the System's behind-the-scenes maneuvers, Yun Tang became the only cat in the world to appear before the public in this era. A cat! What could possibly cheer people up better than a cat? The System could practically see itself coasting to an easy victory. Until it saw its devil of a Host take no interest in the mission, ignore the points and the exchange shop, refuse to become human again, kick the empress dowager, punch the emperor, and leap all over court with the ministers' heads under his paws. It was devastated... Wait... Where did all these skyrocketing points come from? Are these people happy even when the Host beats them up? Have they no limits...? Emperor gong x cat shou The blurb has been screenshotted and archived. Note: 1. Kitties are the best. There doesn't need to be a reason for humans to love cats! 2. The shou is breathtakingly beautiful. 3. At first, the shou's behavior is influenced by his cat nature, so he may seem a little unhinged. But cats really are unhinged! They don't need a reason to wreak havoc on you. 4. The System is just a device for turning him human, and has very little page time. Readers expecting a System novel may be disappointed. 5. This is a fictional setting, so please don't nitpick the history. Coming soon Fu Bing's lifelong mission is to kill the emperor. The Yigong has spent years preparing for this, even changing Fu Bing's appearance to make him look like Su Qingshi, who died young. Su Qingshi, the noble son of the Su family of Lanling, was the current emperor's unattainable first love. He died amid the chaos of war seven years ago. After that, the emperor wiped out the traitors, left the empress's seat vacant, and searched the world for any trace of a man who had died without a body ever being found. The Yigong master told Fu Bing, “As you are now, the emperor will fall in love with you the moment he sees you.” Though his limited life experience often made him seem less than bright, Fu Bing thought the master's plan couldn't possibly work. But the Yigong had the power of life and death over him. So Fu Bing, a rather dim-witted assassin, could only obey the Yigong's orders, enter the mortal world, and wait for a chance to assassinate the emperor. Fu Bing just hadn't expected the emperor to be even dumber than he was. His attempts to test the emperor were full of glaring flaws, but no matter how flimsy his excuses or how bizarre his behavior, the emperor always turned a blind eye. As the emperor's favor grew ever greater and his indulgence knew no bounds, he even began to treat Fu Bing with a humbleness bordering on nervous caution. At last, Fu Bing's conscience got the better of him. He decided to abandon his first assassination attempt, leave the palace, and return to the Yigong to accept the consequences of failing his mission But he never made it out. Li Wang took Fu Bing's hand and guided the dagger into his own heart. He said, “Don't leave me... Don't leave me, or at least take my life first.” - At first, Fu Bing thought Li Wang had gone mad. Unable to accept Su Qingshi's departure, he would rather deceive himself and die in the arms of a false apparition like him. It wasn't until later, when Fu Bing was lying on the bed, weak and aching all over, that he understood, what a joke. That bastard had known all along: the dearly departed first love was him. - He recognizes you for real, and he's genuinely insane, too. An emperor with a dark, obsessive heart and impeccable manners on the surface gong x a beautiful shou who seems cold and ruthless but is kind-hearted and a little clueless Theme: Living in harmony with animals