I'm the Villain, and the Whole Sect Is Stupid!

[Absurd comedy, plot-driven, everyone has a screw loose and does things their own way. Me too (not really).] Blurb: For the sake of a hundred million yuan in prize money, Xiao Lai enters a transmigrate-into-a-book game and takes on villain missions. They say she is the only villain in the book Journey to Immortality, so she works day and night, fighting on the front line of evil. Mission One: Break up a couple The senior sister next door seems delicate on the surface, but is actually a violent maniac. Xiao Lai shows her senior brother a gruesome video of the senior sister slaughtering demons. A woman wields a whip, lashing a demon frantically as she laughs wickedly. Xiao Lai: "I never knew Senior Sister was this kind of person." Her senior brother's expression turns solemn, and his Adam's apple bobs. Xiao Lai: "Forget it. I guess I misjudged her..." Senior brother: "I want her to beat me like that." Xiao Lai: ??? Mission Two: Make sure he has no heirs The sect's top disciple comes from a prestigious family. He's tall, handsome, and far too popular with women. Xiao Lai is troubled. Looks like she'll have to castrate him. The only question is whether to use physical or chemical means Top disciple: "No need to go to all that trouble. I have a weak stomach." Xiao Lai: ??? Mission Three: Turn him evil Xiao Lai tells her junior brother to slip laxatives into their drunken master's wine. The junior brother is half-demon, and his identity is sensitive. After being severely punished, he is bound to go astray. That night, the master's wine cellar explodes. Xiao Lai: ? Her junior brother blinks innocently. "Senior Sister, if he's going to quit drinking, I think he should do it properly." Xiao Lai: You damn natural-born schemer! Mission Four: Assassinate him in secret Her uncle-master loves refining poisons and is a temperamental beauty, aloof as a mountain peak. Every day, Xiao Lai finds a new way to bring him pastries. When the time is right, she mixes a carefully prepared poison into them. Her uncle-master glances at the pastries. "This poison is rare in this world." Xiao Lai's heart sinks. Her uncle-master suddenly understands, then pretends to be shy. "You put so much thought into this. I... really like the gift." Xiao Lai: ? Wait, this isn't a gift! And what are you blushing for? I'm trying to assassinate you, not secretly pine for you! Help! Everyone in the whole sect is an idiot! Can't you let me be the villain just once? Don't I have any dignity??? Later, Xiao Lai thrives, accidentally completes her missions, and reaches the pinnacle of life. Her villain persona has collapsed, though, and she's become the Second Senior Sister Xiao, beloved and respected throughout the cultivation world. How to read: #Everyone in the sect has a few screws loose# #Doesn't a villain get to have some dignity?# #Uncle-Master wins himself over through his own wild imagination# #A ridiculous comedy, hahaha# Theme: The world is one giant comedy sketch, so be happy!