Blurb:
My name is Li Ying, courtesy name Yingzhi. I accidentally transmigrated into a xianxia novel.
As the protagonist destined to dominate the world, my greatest wish is to reach the pinnacle and marry a rich, beautiful woman.
Just as expected, in the future I'll fall into demonic cultivation, kill without mercy, rule the heavens and the earth, and unite the cultivation world.
But my master protected me too well. I don't even dare kill a chicken, so all I can do is learn a little alchemy to save face.
My master, Immortal Lord Xuang Guang, is aloof and transcendent, like a clear sky after rain. He is the light of the immortal sects and fiercely protective of his own.
When my betrothed breaks off our engagement,
"Thirty years is too long. Seize the day!" My master crushes the betrothal token and hangs the scumbag up to beat him.
When I take up the demonic blade fate has in store for me,
"Apprentice, this blade is no good. I'll find you a better one." My master crushes the demonic blade and casually hands me the Flying Immortal Ribbon, one of the eight ancient immortal treasures.
When I'm about to be abandoned by everyone and fall into demonic cultivation,
"Don't be afraid, apprentice. Stay at the sect and eat spirit fruit while you wait for me. I'll kill the people who bullied you, then come back to get you." My master's immortal aura changes in an instant, demonic energy surges sky-high, and he strides out of the sect.
Later, I hear that my master has become the number one figure in the demonic path, killing without mercy and ruling the heavens and the earth, and that he plans to unite the cultivation world.
Meanwhile, thanks to my excellent (not really) alchemy skills, the storehouse ring full of treasures my master left me, and my reputation as a kind-hearted (lazy) good person, beautiful (slacker) and generous (doing nothing), I'm hailed as the number one beauty in the cultivation world.
My scumbag ex regrets everything, weeping at the moon and spitting blood at flowers for my sake. All I want is to dress up beautifully and wait for my master to come get me.
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Demonic energy fills the skies outside the sect gate. Demon Lord Xuang Guang leads a hundred thousand demons in surrounding it.
Demon 1: Hand over the number one beauty!
Demon 2: Demon Empress!! Demon Empress!! Demon Empress!!!
Master: "Yingzhi, I've come to get you."
I, Li Ying, courtesy name Yingzhi, the Ying of winning without lifting a finger, have finally reached the pinnacle of life.
A few things to know before reading:
·The blurb is in first person, while the main story is in third person.
·A peace-loving, turtle-shell-wearing, lazy beauty bottom x a master who seems aloof and transcendent but is actually dark to the core, top
[The title and blurb are provisional. The final version will be set when the novel begins.]
Theme: Dependence and companionship