I Brought Home a Heavenly Master to Protect My House

Blurb: Zhou Yi had no idea what made him so irresistible to female ghosts. They kept showing up in all sorts of ways, hoping to marry him. Not wanting to become a ghost groom, Zhou Yi sought out a Taoist master, but the master's fee was so high it scared off the penniless young man. The next day, he discovered that the Taoist master had suddenly lost his memory. Delighted, Zhou Yi took the master home to guard the house. Sure enough, no female ghosts dared show up to propose anymore. Worried the Taoist master would leave once he regained his memories, Zhou Yi racked his brains for a way to tie himself to the man. But... Before he could do anything, he caught the master secretly touching him in the middle of the night. "You have to take responsibility! If you touch me, you have to be my boyfriend." * Ren Ling, a living ghost fetus, was rejected by both Heaven and the underworld. As if the laws of the world had forgotten him, he had lived alone for three hundred years, never aging or dying. Every fifty years, he would go through a fifty-day period of weakness, during which he lost his memory. After those fifty days, he woke up in the bed of a kid who had just turned eighteen. The kid affectionately called him his boyfriend. Ren Ling: ... After quietly leaving, Ren Ling discovered he couldn't forget the guy who had pulled a stunt on him. A little over a month later. The ex-boyfriend Zhou Yi had resolved to forget and run away from showed up again. Ren Ling: "I'm here to take responsibility." Zhou Yi: "..." What the hell!!! Reading Guide: - A ghost magnet who pretends to be brave but is actually a huge coward of a bottom x a cold on the outside, warm on the inside, three-hundred-year-old virgin Taoist master who never ages or dies - Not a horror story. It takes place in a parallel world, and some things differ from reality. - The supernatural and mystic elements are all made up, so don't take them too seriously. Purpose: Loneliness and companionship