Squish the Villain's Little Paw Pads

After staying up all night to finish a novel, Yan Yin left a comment in the review section:

[The supporting female character has exactly the same name as me.]

Afterward, a flood of readers replied beneath it: "Warning! You might transmigrate into the book!!"

To her surprise, she really did transmigrate into the book and become the wicked supporting female character who caused trouble, helped the villain, and ultimately got stabbed to death by him.

Yan Yin: "..."

What kind of mysterious Eastern metaphysics is this?!

To stay alive, Yan Yin decides to eat, sleep, and wait for death, devoting herself to petting, cuddling, and raising cats.

Unexpectedly, the cat in her arms meows and turns into the villainous boss who wants to kill her...

Yan Yin: "... QAQ Holy crap!"

Question: Can you still pet a cat after it turns evil?

Answer: Pet a cat while you can; in your next life, you'll still be a devoted cat servant!

Another answer: Die beneath a cat's paws, and you'll be a happy ghost!!

Thinking this, Yan Yin reaches out with a shiver and squeezes the villain's little paw pad.

*

After waking from his serious injuries, a certain villain discovers that his primordial spirit has found him a human caretaker.

What's more, it has already trained him into perfect obedience.

Basically

His caretaker says go south, he doesn't go west. She says catch a duck, he doesn't catch a chicken. She wants the moon, and he even throws in a star.

She wants to squeeze his paw pads, he gives her his paw pads. She wants to rub his belly, he gives her his belly.

If the villain refuses, his primordial spirit threatens to take him down with it.

At this point, Bai Que can't help but ask the question of the ages: "... Whose primordial spirit are you, anyway?"

#The body is still resisting, but the primordial spirit has already defected#

#Why keep struggling? Just give in and enjoy it already#

*

But those are little things.

What's infuriating is that everyone keeps eyeing his caretaker.

The original heroine, whom she's won over, casually wraps an arm around Yan Yin. "We shared hardships and faced life and death together. Of course our bond is special."

The rabbit-eared assassin, whom she's won over, hugs a pillow and wiggles her ears. "I'm scared... Can I sleep holding Miss Yan?"

The shapeshifting demon beast, whom she's won over, takes off the mask covering its face. "I can become any appearance you want."

The villain falls silent: "..."

So I'm not the only kitty you've won over?!

#Tragic! If he tries to kill his caretaker, his own primordial spirit kills him first#

#She doesn't really love me#

#She's only obsessed with my fluffy cat body#

The villain and the protagonist are born enemies.

Neither of them ever imagined a day like this

A certain expendable villainess sits across from them, cleaver in hand, and says in a low voice, "You're fighting like this. Are you really happy?"

The original heroine, the male lead, and the villain stand in a line, quiet as quails.

#The daily life of a wicked supporting character evolving into the boss of the whole book.#

[Once, Bai Que walked alone through the darkness, thorns tearing through his flesh and bones.]

[Someone came bearing a lamp and cut away the brambles around him.]

[They gave him light and freedom.]

[Written for fun. Come and go as you please, and let's all enjoy ourselves.]

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Coming Soon: The Empress Believed a Harem Novel for Men

The emperor and empress have been married for years and have always been deeply in love, to everyone's envy.

One day, the empress has a dream.

She dreams that the history books of a later age record all the romantic exploits of the man who shares her bed.

He dotes on concubines and neglects his wife, holds grand selection ceremonies, tours Jiangnan, and brings back a whole flock of beauties to fill the harem.

And she becomes the deposed empress.

The empress wakes with a start, grief welling up inside her, and kicks the dog emperor out of bed.

Then she moves into the Cold Palace.

*

Though he has no idea what's going on, the emperor thinks it must be his fault.

So he goes looking for his wife, hoping to cuddle and kiss her.

But the empress's palace doors are firmly shut. The senior palace maid bows her head outside and reports:

"Her Majesty says she wishes to devote herself to the Buddha and spend the rest of her life in solitude."

The emperor: "?????"

Just listen to this woman, who can eat an entire sheep in one sitting, saying she wants to become a nun.

*

As expected, her attempt to take refuge in Buddhism ends in failure.

The emperor watches the empress gnawing on a pig's trotter and brings up the old ministers' advice that he choose new consorts.

He expects to get a jealous wife with red-rimmed eyes, throwing a tantrum as she eats.

Instead, the empress wipes her mouth and says in a low voice, "Matters of state are beyond my authority. I only ask that Your Majesty not send me to the Cold Palace once I'm old and no longer beautiful."

The emperor: "..."

I reasonably suspect you don't love me anymore.

*

The emperor still tries to look on the bright side.

Perhaps the heat is making the empress feel stifled and putting her in a bad mood.

So he suggests, "Why don't we take a trip to Jiangnan?"

To his surprise, the empress laughs coldly. "Your Majesty is going to Jiangnan to tour the beauties. It wouldn't be appropriate for me to come along, would it?"

The emperor: "..."

The emperor can take no more. He pinches her chubby cheeks and traps her on the dragon throne.

"What's gotten into you? You'd better explain yourself, or don't make me..."

Get down on my knees and beg you, QAQ

[A foodie empress who mistook a novel from the future for an authentic history book]

[An emperor who has no idea what he's done wrong and is desperately trying to make things right]

[This is a very sweet little story, as sweet as they come.]

Yun Bugu: I promise I'll update. No flaking out.

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