[Jujutsu Kaisen Original] The Sunny-Side Grandpa: Kill Me, Right Now.

After that bastard Gojo Satoru, who wanted to get with my kid, tricked me, I flew into a rage. "What kind of time-space mission did you give me? Explain yourself, damn it!" What a pain. Later, I found out... "What kind of bastard was I in this timeline?!" Get it now? This is the story of a well-adjusted adult from a parallel timeline changing the plot. Check out the Crossover next door: Can We Survive Everyday Life? Part 1: Maybe I'm not human, but you guys are the real dogs. Tsuna, whose mental age was twenty-eight, expressionlessly slapped Gojo Satoru's foot away, firmly resisting Geto Suguru's attempt to pinch his currently four-year-old cheeks. Geto Suguru smiled. "He kicked you off the bed, didn't he? I'll beat him up for you." Tsuna offered him his cheeks. "Mommy Geto can pinch them all you want. They're soft here. Pinch." Part 2: A pretty, adorable Oda Sakunosuke plushie was placed on the table, along with a notebook labeled Flawless. "Do you like this?" Gojo Satoru asked with a smile fit for luring a child. "Mm-hmm." Boss Dazai, wearing a red scarf, nodded obediently, pretending to be innocent. "Call me Daddy and it's yours," Gojo Satoru said with a smug grin. "..." Little Dazai buried his face in his red scarf and thought for a moment, then turned and shouted, "Mommy Geto! Gojo's bullying me!!!" The very next second, divine justice came crashing down on Gojo Satoru. ★ Crossover. Mainly everyday life and shattering the original characters' worldviews, so you can already tell from the blurb that they'll be out of character. ★ I'll do my best not to abandon this, I promise. Theme: Everybody better laugh!