[Unconventional Infinite-Flow] The Things That Terrified Me Most

Strange instances paired with strange players make for a strange story. That's how Itadori Yuji described his bizarre experience. Looking at his companions running wild like demons, he added, "Strange teammates paired with a strange me." Yuji had read plenty of infinite-loop stories, but seeing familiar people in all sorts of fictional scenarios inside the instances still made him want to yell, "Fxxk!" Yuji (shocked): "Wait, wait, wait! I can't do it! I can't break up Okkotsu-senpai and Rika-senpai! You'll get kicked by a donkey for getting in the way of someone's romance!" Teammate (projecting their voice from miles away): "Get a grip! They're the bosses! If you won't do it, I'll do it!" Yuji (shocked): "Why is this instance's NPC wearing my face while dating Gojo-sensei?!" Teammate (holding back laughter): "I have to say, this pairing is pretty good." Yuji (shocked): "Hello? Say that again. Who am I supposed to play this round?" Teammate (smiling sweetly): "Just make a little sacrifice. With your height, you're perfect for playing a princess." Yuji: "What kind of princess is six feet tall?!" 1. The protagonist is Yuji. Since I outlined this before the Shibuya Incident had been resolved, he might differ from the original Yuji. Please treat him as a parallel-world version up to the end of the Shibuya Incident :) (I may personally have misunderstood some plot details. If I got anything wrong, please leave a comment and let me know www) 2. There are lots of parallel timelines, so take care to distinguish them. Theme: Please finish these instances before talking about death :)