I, Hideo Kobayashi, a non-famous art connoisseur, was suddenly broken up with by my steady girlfriend Yasuko Hasegawa.
It's funny to say that the reason for the breakup was that she fell in love with my neighbor.
My neighbor is a man with orange and semi-long hair. He is less than 1.6 Meters tall. He likes to wear hats and black coats. He is elusive and elusive. He occasionally rides a heavy motorcycle back in the middle of the night with great fanfare, but never leaves the door.
There is grass growing in front of his house.
I moved from Kamakura to Yokohama and lived in a single-family house that I bought more than ten years ago. When I moved in a year ago, my neighbor was already there, but I didn't visit and he didn't come to the door. As a result, I still don't know what my neighbor looks like. Who knows when Yasuko saw his face and fell in love with him at first sight.
With this subtle and unyielding thought of "What kind of person should I look like to make Yasuko kick me out for a face that I don't know at all?", Late at night when a neighbor once again climbed into the house through the second floor window, I stepped on the happily growing weeds and knocked on his door.
The door opened, he looked up, and I froze.
... Oh haha.
Isn't this the blue-eyed little black sheep who was the leader of the flock back then? After so many years, have you not grown at all? !
Because I was so shocked, I said the above words that I could only complain about in my heart.
Then I literally flew out.
——It flew halfway and was pulled back again.
The old acquaintance whom we had reunited after a long reunion silently raised his hand and pressed his hat, staring at me. I was embarrassed by his superpower and floated in the air. Looking at the red tips of his ears that were particularly eye-catching under the light, I tried to say hello in a calm tone as naturally as possible: "It's been a long time, Nakahara-kun, you have grown taller."
Then I was thrown to the ground very cleanly, and the door was slammed mercilessly.
I was confused:? ? ?
I jumped up and started banging on the door: "Nakahara Chuya! You bastard who interferes in other people's love affairs! A third party! Do you have the ability to rob a woman but not the ability to open the door? Open the door, open the door, and open the door for me!"
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Warning before reading:
OOC, containing private equipment, bringing private goods, main attack, CP is also.
A sudden gag is written, no manuscript saved, no outline, no logic, and the writing style of a primary school student.
Updates based on mood.
It's a pit.
PS: The meme comes from what Chuuya Nakahara, Hideo Kobayashi and Yasuko Hasegawa had to say in real history. If you are interested in knowing more, you can search it.
Intention: People will only encounter things that suit their own personality.