Connie got an enviable job opportunity as an intern at Osborne Enterprises, so she sold her old house in Queens and moved into No. 7, 13Th Floor, 666 United Nations Plaza, Manhattan Island with the little money left after paying tuition.
This series of extremely unknown house numbers made her little friend Peter uneasy. After uncovering the terrifying past of the building from the library, Peter even tried to persuade Connie to move out from there almost every day.
But Connie scoffed at these urban legends. She asked her lover seriously: "Peter, do you know what is scarier than a haunted house?"
Xiao Jiju shook his head blankly.
Connie sighed sadly: "It's because I have no money! After studying in college, I sold my house and took out all my parents' inheritance. It's not enough! I have to add sky-high student loans, and the scholarship is not enough to fill my teeth! Rockefeller's bullshit dormitory asked me for 2,000 dollars a month, which is more than 20,000 U. S. Dollars! The haunted house has a balcony of 200 square meters, three bedrooms and two living rooms, with a view of the East Bay, and it only costs 700 U. S. Dollars a month! How is this different from picking up a mansion for free?!"
This sounded reasonable, and Peter, who was also poor, silently calculated Connie's tuition fees and his own future college expenses, and was shamefully shaken.
The United Nations Plaza is only a few blocks away from the Osborne Building, and it is also very convenient to the school district. The price is so cheap that it is obvious at first glance, and the location is perfect. Let alone ghosts, even if the devil comes, don't even think about separating Connie from that apartment!
A few months after Connie moved, the anxious little Jiju hesitantly knocked on his girlfriend's door.
In front of a room full of furniture with scary sound effects and free shifting furniture, Connie put away the cross-shaped dagger stained with the blood of an unknown creature in her hand without changing her expression: "What are you doing? I'm busy. If you have anything to say, please tell me."
The brave and fearless Spider-Man glanced at the room full of supernatural events, swallowed hard, and asked in a low voice with a pale face: "I want to say... Well, I, I am sure that the university I want to enter is near here, so... Connie, do you still need a roommate to share the rent?"
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This article summarizes various American horror films under the background of superheroes, such as "Rosemary's Baby", "1303 Building", "1408 Phantom Room", "The Haunted Mansion Contract", "The Cabin in the Woods", "The Haunted Man" series, "Ghost" series, "Death" series, Wen Dao Horror Universe, various American urban legends and others.
The male protagonist is Spider-Man, and the female protagonist is two years older than Peter. She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and a charming American sweetheart face. She has a brave personality. She is the kind of incompetent bitch who seems to be positioned according to the laws of horror movies, but in fact, when frightened, he will spit out Zu An's famous quotes while swinging an ax and slashing the heads of ghosts without hesitation.
This is an inspirational story about a poor man who battles wits and courage with demons, evil spirits and demons in order to save money.
Just a sweet love story (probably).
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Warning before reading:
OOC, contain private devices and bring private goods.
A sudden gag is written down, but there is no manuscript saved, no outline, no logic, and the writing style of an elementary school student is just as satisfying as it is.
Updates based on mood.
It's a pit.
Intention: Poor people have nothing to fear!