This was just a daily meeting in the watchtower, but what was different from before was that Superman stopped everyone after the meeting and asked his colleagues about their views on marriage.
Batman's answer was a creepy sneer, and then he threw off his cape and walked away. The remaining people looked at each other, and Lightning scratched his head: "Hey big blue guy, you know we are all single, right?"
"It's just an opinion. You don't have to be married to express your opinion." Eagle Woman patted the table dissatisfied: "And there are married people here. Eagle Man and I love each other very much, and our marriage is happy and happy."
No one expected Cyborg and Shazam to express any shocking opinions, so everyone ignored the two minors and looked at the other married person present. Neptune scratched his head and said: "I just got married to Mera, so I really don't have any opinions."
"Don't you have anything to say about the people around you?" Superman asked disappointedly.
"If you want to know," Diana said dryly after a moment of silence, "my father, Zeus, and his wife Hera fight on Mount Olympus every day—the kind of fight that sends each other to see Hades."
"Oh! My mother was married too!" Neptune clapped his hands in sudden realization, and Superman asked hopefully: "Then?"
Neptune paused suspiciously: "... Then her husband exiled her."
After a period of suffocating silence, Green Light concluded: "So, the equation of marriage = grave still holds true. The only difference is whether the hole is being dug or the filling has begun?"
Then he was stuck to the wall by Hawkgirl's wing.
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In one sentence: Superman picked up a life capsule containing Zerg in space. Three months later, Kal-El decided (forced) to get married.
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Warning before reading:
OOC, private setting, private goods, the male protagonist (crossed out) is marrying me, if you have any questions about this, please look up the title and category.
The heroine is a Zerg that can mimic human forms, a centenarian lolita with a desert style - the kind that could send a young reporter to jail if America were to do it. She is a complete alien, and her outlook is different from that of people on earth. If you don't like being a foreigner, please stop immediately.
A sudden gag is written down, but there is no manuscript saved, no outline, no logic, and the writing style of an elementary school student is just as satisfying as it is.
Updates based on mood.
It's a pit.
Intention: Superman decides (forced) to get married.
