The Fundamentals of Divine Drama

[New novel, please bookmark: I Conquered the Cultivation World by Writing Novels] [This novel will go premium on August 28. Thank you, dear readers, for supporting the official release.] As Ye Jin lay on the brink of death, he encountered a "Divine Performance" System. It turned out that in the Age of the End of Dharma, as the gods faced Ragnarok, they had used the last of their power to create the System in hopes of finding a way to survive. With the System, Ye Jin arrived in a parallel world. His mission was to eliminate these eerie beings and complete quests to earn enough merit and faith to awaken the weakened gods. "Draw a character card. You will gain some of the power of the deity shown on it. Friendly reminder: great power often comes with stricter limitations." Looking at the line of deity portraits on the System's screen, Ye Jin thought he was sure to win this time. But he never expected to hit the jackpot on his first draw and get... "Congratulations! You have obtained an SSR character card: Chang'e, the Goddess of the Moon Palace." Ye Jin: "..." "Beauty: SSR." He wanted SSR combat ability, not SSR beauty! Seeing the shining SSR symbol and the maxed-out beauty stat on the card, Ye Jin was about to lose it! Later, Ye Jin looked at the pile of cards he'd drawn and gazed at the heavens through his tears. "Congratulations! You have obtained an SSR character card: Nezha, the Third Prince. Friendly reminder: Under the Minor Deity Protection Act, this card can only be used for three hours during daytime. No staying up late. Help the child grow up healthy." "Congratulations! You have obtained an SSR character card: the Victorious Fighting Buddha. Friendly reminder: Buddha is merciful and refuses to take life." "Congratulations! You have obtained..." Ye Jin decided he could still struggle a little longer. "Use character card: Goddess of the Moon Palace." "Used." Ye Jin looked at the terrifying monster opposite him, then at the moon goddess beside him. "Is there a way to deal with that monster?" The moon goddess blinked. "Sorry, do you have a rabbit?" Ye Jin watched a mighty rabbit, two meters and thirty centimeters tall and packed with muscle, punch a hole in the thick ground and take care of the terrifying monster in one go. The moon goddess told Ye Jin, "Leave all that fighting and killing to the adorable bunny." Looking at the rabbit's eight-pack abs, Ye Jin fell silent again. Are you sure it's adorable?! [Upcoming novel 1: I Conquered the Cultivation World by Writing Novels] After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Yun Zhishui became a little beggar with "no background, no talent, and no connections," and even had a little tagalong to support. To keep them fed, Yun Zhishui had no choice but to return to his old profession and start writing novels in the cultivation world. Cultivators mostly focused on their cultivation, living austere, desire-free lives. Bookshops only stocked a few storybooks passed down from the mortal realm. Then a cultivator writing under the pen name "Supreme Detachment" appeared with storybooks like The Carefree Immortal Venerable, The Sword Dao's Number One Immortal, and The Domineering Immortal Venerable Falls for Me. With ridiculously illogical plots and awkwardly satisfying, melodramatic romance, he introduced the pure and restrained cultivation world to the ultimate kind of wish fulfillment. The Cultivation Daily Review: He is the idol author of countless boys and girls. His characters, such as Long Aotian and Ye Liangchen, are beloved by readers. At the same time, he is a scourge in the eyes of countless sect masters, because of his tremendous influence on the young cultivators of the cultivation world. "This is terrible, Sect Master! All the disciples have gone to jump off cliffs!" "This is terrible, Sect Master! All the disciples have run off to buy rings!" "This is terrible, Sect Master! The disciples..." With one novel after another, Yun Zhishui not only successfully corrupted all the cultivation world's young geniuses, but also made a fortune. While Yun Zhishui was happily counting his money, a white-robed sword cultivator barged into his home and pointed his sword at Yun Zhishui's vulnerable throat. "Could you be so kind as to revise the ending of The Domineering Sword Immortal Falls for Me?" Yun Zhishui looked at the frost-cold sword cultivator and felt his heart skip a beat. The male lead of his third novel, The Domineering Sword Immortal Falls for Me, was Mingguang, the cultivation world's number one sword cultivator. In the end, he cultivated the heartless sword path and abandoned his wife and child. "My Daoist title is Mingguang." "..." [New upcoming novel 2: Marvel and DC: The Little Mutant Searches for His Dad] The humanoid weapon codenamed 0607, the "Summer Soldier," was created using the genes of the two leaders of the Mutants. It was said to have perfectly inherited their powerful mutant abilities: telepathy and control over magnetism. The person in charge at Hydra Base was very pleased, except for one thing. The humanoid weapon had to be raised from infancy. After more than five years of hard work, the base was raided by superheroes, and even the "Summer Soldier" went missing. The little Mutant's powers ran wild, and a sudden deluge of memories left his little head in a muddle. Standing in the ruins in his ragged clothes, he blinked. "I remember my mission is to find my dad, and then..." The little Mutant couldn't remember what came after that, but he figured he should find his dad first. In his hazy memories, his caretaker and teacher had once shown him some photographs. His dad seemed to be in one of them. The one he remembered best was the man wearing red Iron Man Armor. He thought he was called Iron Man? He would go look for him first. "Dad!" The richest man in New York: "What the hell?!!! Where did this kid come from?!" All right, that wasn't the one. He seemed to remember a man in a tight-fitting suit and a black cape. His second dad seemed to live in Gotham. "Dad!" The Dark Knight: "..." The butler: "Master, I'm so happy you have a child." Although the search for his dad was difficult, and he even claimed several other dads and older brothers along the way, when he finally found his real dad, he happily threw himself into the arms of the man in the wheelchair, his sweet little voice ringing out. "Dad!" The Mutant beside them was horrified. The Professor had a child?! After the Professor had finally calmed everyone down, he remembered to ask the boy's name. "What's your name, child?" The little Mutant thought for a moment, then said, "My caretaker gave me two names: Charles Lehnsherr and Erik Xavier. Which one do you like?" Hearing the familiar names, the Professor: "..." He thought he knew where the other half of the child's genes came from. That day, the academy's gossip headlines went from "The Professor Has a Child?" to "The Professor Had a Child with His Archrival?!" Note: The protagonist is a child created by Hydra using extracted genetic material, a product of advanced technology. His mind is currently a mess. This is primarily a Marvel story, with DC and some American TV shows as secondary settings. Theme: Justice may be late, but it is never absent.