The Story of How I Attained Buddhahood on the Spot

Long ago, as spiritual energy gradually disappeared, countless gods and Buddhas fell into slumber. As time passed and the planet made it through the rumored apocalyptic era, it was reborn. At the same time, spiritual energy slowly returned, bringing the gods and Buddhas of all the heavens back to life. A forum post: [Shocking! I just realized I've attained Buddhahood on the spot. What do I do?!] 1L: First check if your little brother is still there. I heard Buddhas don't have a gender. 2L: Hahaha, bro, that's a good one! 3L: Then you can worship yourself from now on. No need to worship any other gods. Ye Qingchuan attained Buddhahood on the spot. At first, he was terrified, but then he realized he had a question: Was Guanyin actually a man or a woman? "Welcome to the Honghuang Vocational Cultivation Technical College. I'm the vice principal, Fuxi." "Our school is committed to teaching everyone equally. Whether or not you're human, you'll receive an excellent education here. Our kind teachers will warmly guide you in learning how to develop your powers." "The Great Goddess Nuwa is teaching a class on how to create a new species!" "The Great God Pangu will once again demonstrate how to overcome all things with strength, teaching you how to create the world! Of course, turning into all things is not included." "Nezha and Ao Bing are facing off again after thousands of years! Can their blood feud be resolved in an online game? Stay tuned!" "The Demon King from the Western Hell will personally teach a class on how he successfully rebelled after being exploited by that slave driver, God!" "Notice from the Academic Affairs Office: Cupid, our Greek exchange student, must hand over all dangerous items, such as his golden arrows, to the school. Otherwise, we will take compulsory measures!" Newly arrived, Ye Qingchuan, whose head shone with a great aura of compassion, looked at the strange students in this school and fell into deep thought. How did things end up like this? "Student, you look troubled. How about having a cup of tea while you think it over?" "Oh, thank you. May I ask where the principal is?" "My name isn't Meng Po, and I wasn't going to give you water from the River of Forgetfulness! So please don't tell the principal, okay?!" "..." Theme: Explore how people can stay clear-headed after gaining power, face reality, and hold on to their principles. Do good deeds without asking why