A little cat demon runs away from home and enters human society to live a carefree, lazy life.
He grows some spiritually infused catnip on his balcony, nurturing it with his spiritual energy every day.
Every now and then, he trades a tiny bit of it with other feline demons for things he needs. The rest is his source of happiness.
One day, he notices that a few of his catnip plants are missing.
The next day, a few more are gone.
The day after that... The cat bristles and stands guard beside the pot himself
Then a wormhole appears out of nowhere and sucks him and his plants in. Dizzy and disoriented, he crashes into a research lab aboard a spaceship.
??? Stealing catnip is one thing, but why steal the cat, too?!
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Bonus scenes:
1.
A soft, adorable kitty has appeared in the galaxy! Lots of big shots are competing to take the cat home
Big Shot 1: I have a planet that's 90% water, with all the dried fish you can eat!
Cat: Eating too much dried fish is bad for you, and I hate water...
Big Shot 2: I have a fertile agricultural planet. You can have the whole thing to grow catnip!
Cat: I'm a little tempted.
Love interest: I don't have a planet... But I can do plant tissue culture and plant gene cloning and breeding... Growing an acre of catnip a day is no problem.
Cat: !!! I declare you the perfect human to scoop my litter!
2.
Love interest: No more sniffing catnip during your livestreams.
Cat: You foolish two-legged creature, what gives you the right to boss a little kitty around?
Love interest: I found a new way to rapidly propagate catnip...
Cat: From now on, I'll only sniff it in front of you! obedient and clever.jpg
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[Life Sciences Expert Top x Lionhead Cat Demon Bottom]
1. One-on-one, happy ending. This is my way of coping with not being able to own a cat. Enjoy some virtual cat cuddles!
2. Screenshot taken. The blurb may be revised later~
Theme: Study hard
