Yu Xing transmigrated into a melodramatic, exploitative angst novel as a stand-in for the villains' white moonlight.
Yu Xing: I can be a stand-in, but the money has to be right.
As long as I get paid, I don't care whose stand-in I am.
At a seven-star hotel, the CEO held a bottle of 1354 Lafite and shouted in anger, "You're only Qiyuan's stand-in. I have no feelings for you at all. I'm just using you!"
Yu Xing silently opened his payment code. "That's great. Please settle my wages. Rates double on rainy, overcast days, quadruple on weekends, and increase tenfold on public holidays. Today is a rainy, overcast weekend and a public holiday, so please pay me sixteen times my usual rate."
"..."
The drunk younger wolf pup knocked on his door. "Brother, when will you finally have me in your heart?"
Yu Xing: "Hello, your service period has ended. To renew your white-moonlight service, please transfer the payment directly. I'd love to hear the sound of your Alipay payment coming through."
The puppy: "I've paid. Keep acting!"
Late at night, a playboy drinking away his sorrows called Yu Xing. "Xiaoyuan, tonight I want to be with you all night."
Yu Xing: "Dear customer, this is the nighttime service line. Press one to check your bill, press two to order a customized white-moonlight service, or press three to renew your white-moonlight package. Human customer service is available from 9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. Please wait patiently."
"..."
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Theme: Punish scumbags and bring peace and harmony to a moderately prosperous society
