The Whole World Thinks I'm Gay

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Yu Xing transmigrates into a stand-in for the villains' white moonlight in a melodramatic scum-and-torment romance.

Yu Xing: I can be a stand-in, but the money has to be right.

As long as the money is right, I don't care who I'm standing in for.

At a seven-star hotel, the CEO holds a bottle of 1354 Lafite and snaps in embarrassment and anger: "You're just Qiyuan's stand-in. I have no feelings for you at all. I'm only using you!"

Yu Xing quietly opens his payment code. "That's great. Please settle my wages. The rate doubles on rainy or overcast days, quadruples on weekends, and increases tenfold on public holidays. Today is a rainy, overcast public holiday that falls on a weekend, so please pay me sixteen times my usual rate."

"..."

A drunken younger wolf-dog boy knocks on his door. "Brother, when will I finally have a place in your heart?"

Yu Xing: "Hello, your service period has ended. To renew your white moonlight service, please transfer the money directly. Dear, let me hear the sound of the payment notification."

Puppy boy: "I've paid. Keep acting!"

Late at night, a playboy drowning his sorrows in alcohol calls Yu Xing. "Xiao Yuan, I want to spend the whole night with you."

Yu Xing: "Dear customer, our night service is now available. To check your bill, press 1. For a custom white moonlight service, press 2. To renew your white moonlight service, press 3. Our customer service hours are 9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. Please wait patiently."

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Novel description:

The Whole World Thinks I'm Gay

I really am.

The infamous Li Yi is a failing student, a troublemaker, and a school bully. He crippled the grade director's leg and went in and out of the police station ten times. Teachers and classmates go out of their way to avoid him, and police officers tear up when they see him. But none of that compares to his other title: the school's most beautiful girl.

"Li Yi, I heard you crippled the homeroom teacher's leg."

"Fake news. He fell on his own."

"Li Yi, I heard you've been in and out of the police station ten times."

"Fake news. I went there to do my homework."

"Li Yi, I heard you're the school's most beautiful girl. Is that fake news too?"

"That's true. You can quit your job now."

Lin City High School once held a beauty pageant for the prettiest girl and the most handsome boy, and students flocked to enter.

The prettiest girl: cute? A little girl? A mature woman? Ahhhhh, I'm into all of them!

After seeing the contestant: Rich, tall, handsome... Damn, why does she have a dick? He must be gay.

Li Yi: I'm not! I'm not! I'm straighter than a steel bar!

A few months later.

So what if I'm gay?

My mom wanted me to become a man as smart as the top student, but instead I became the top student's man. In short, this is a story about how my mom found me a boyfriend. He's good at everything except studying, and the first-rate doting husband: a delinquent top, paired with a cool, beautiful bottom who excels at everything and is a first-rate doting wife.

Theme: Actively support poverty alleviation and ensure every student who struggles with school receives basic assistance.