[Harry Potter] If I Don't Drop Out Soon, I'll Be Promoted to the Dark Lord's Wife

Diana Fulsis: I successfully faked my death.

But can someone tell me... The script clearly says that dying a second time lets me return to the original timeline, so why the heck am I back in this awful place again!?

Help! My ex-boyfriend, the Dark Lord, is right outside the door. What am I supposed to say?

And how did Hogwarts let someone as S-rank dangerous as you become a professor!?

Reading guide:

1. The HP Demolition Squad's happily-ever-after route

2. Teacher-student romance, again

3. More wild theories

4. Congratulations, you've found the hidden ending

Theme: Have fun haunting around, don't fall in love.