What Could a Little Cat Possibly Do Wrong?

[Going premium with a 10,000-word update on Wednesday, April 21] Ancient cats: the evil ancient creatures ranked number one in evil by default among interstellar citizens. They were full of wicked ideas and went extinct along with the other felines tens of thousands of years ago. One day, an ancient cat appeared in a livestream from an experimental planet. A tiny, fluffy white creature with a little upturned tail, meowing in a babyish voice. "Ah, I've been killed by cuteness..." That day, every interstellar citizen felt the evil power of cats. The Interstellar Alliance issued a new law for ancient cats: only the person who contributed the most to the Alliance that month could earn the privilege of spending a month with a cat. In an instant, all the bigwigs across the stars went mad. The retired marshal recovered, the reclusive singer made a comeback, scientists invented a new type of powered armor, and interstellar pirates stopped causing trouble. Everyone worked as hard as they could to earn their cat time. Ruan Bai is a little cat spirit who transmigrates to an experimental planet full of dinosaurs. He was just getting bored of ruling the dinosaur planet when a group of gorgeous humans and nonhumans suddenly dropped from the sky and begged to be enslaved by him. Ruan Bai: Now that's a stroke of luck! Line up, my servants, and come one at a time! I shall share my favor equally! Don't be jealous. This cat is simply making the same mistake all cats make. Coming up next: After Leaving Showbiz, I Hit It Big with My Flower Shop Chi Xing is a nobody in the entertainment industry. He's been in the business for two years, but for one reason or another, none of his work has ever been released. His popularity is low and he can't make ends meet. Chi Xing has no choice but to leave the industry and buy a flower shop from a distant relative. To keep food on the table, he follows the tutorials in the Heavenly Garden App and carefully tends to the flowers and plants. But they have way too many demands! The red spider lilies complain all day that there's not enough ghost energy, so Chi Xing has to go out and capture a few little ghosts to wait on them... The narcissus is confident and smiles as he walks around naked every day. He can't stand it if no one praises him, so Chi Xing has to praise him a hundred times a day... The corn poppy thinks she's Consort Yu and keeps clamoring for Xiang Yu, so Chi Xing has to hire a "Xiang Yu" for her... Fortunately, all his hard work pays off. The flower shop is packed with customers every day, and Chi Xing becomes a sensation online. It's just that the shop reviews have taken a strange turn! "I bought flowers here, and my house hasn't been haunted since." "Stir-fried lilies cured my cancer. Absolutely amazing!" "Lord Lotus's sermons taught me so much. I'll be back." "Does the shop owner take endorsements? We make all-natural flower-scented perfume!" Chi Xing: This really is just a flower shop... Oh well, making money is what matters. I still have a dragon to raise, after all. A certain dragon: Kisses, hugs, and cuddles, wifey! Theme: Always believe in a beautiful future.