I Raise Goofballs in the Tribe

[Updated Irregularly] Jing Yi, a psychic esper, transmigrates into the body of a python beastman and meets an eagle who has eaten so much grass that he is malnourished and mistakes Jing Yi's beast form for "poop." The eagle is a prince of the interstellar beastman empire, currently stranded on a primitive, backward planet. The eagle himself has no idea. That's fine. Jing Yi knows, and that's enough. To enjoy a good life raising a pet in this primitive world, Jing Yi leads the beastmen in building infrastructure, raising livestock, and farming. Before he knows it, the eagle has grown up and become the one in his heart. [Warnings: The primitive beastmen aren't very smart, the protagonist gong has character flaws, and in real life, say no to wild game. It starts with you and me.] Recommended friend-written novels with a shou protagonist: Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio: The Living Are Not My Patients by Nan Tao: He really doesn't treat the living. Waiting for Me to Release a New Song Across the Stars by Yuan Wu Tian Ya: An interstellar music-loving cat enthusiast, always busy petting cats. What new song? You can click the author's name to bookmark my upcoming shou-protagonist novel in advance: After Coming Down the Mountain, I Became a Star. Jing Yi is a D-list actor who habitually appears in heavy makeup, has no acting skills, and swoons over every handsome man he sees. The internationally acclaimed movie star, the young CEO worth hundreds of millions, the handsome and refined young doctor: not a single famous man has escaped his aggressive flirting. He's a source of amusement for netizens over their tea and snacks. That is, until his new web drama, Bewitching Monk, begins airing on Cloudmist Video. The young monk in blue robes on screen has a completely bare face and a pair of clear, pitch-black eyes. He smiles while holding a flower, radiating an utterly innocent yet irresistible allure. He absolutely lives up to the title Bewitching Monk. Everyone assumes Jing Yi is only suited to playing pretty-boy roles. But as they watch further, they see him wield a brush to paint traditional Chinese landscapes and tame a tiger with his bare hands. Netizens: I'll bet fifty cents it's all special effects! A few days later, they see Jing Yi invited by a master of Chinese painting to give a free lecture to students at the National Chinese Painting Institute. The National Forest Zoo invites him to comfort a heartbroken panda, and the national news station singles him out as a model actor of the era... Netizens: So that whole image you had before was just you messing with us? Jing Yi, who really did leave monastic life and transmigrate here, replies: I was only following the abbot's orders to go down the mountain and inherit my father's estate. I never meant to transmigrate here. And, dear patrons, the one who flirted with you and confessed to you before wasn't this little monk! Please don't pester me. Amitabha. Theme: Cute animals at the zoo