How to Win Over a CEO with Green Tea Tactics

I have a childhood friend named Diao Mohan. He comes from a wealthy family, is handsome, broad-shouldered, long-legged, and has a perfect V-shaped torso. He’s the picture-perfect domineering CEO.

But I’m the only one who knows that beneath that domineering exterior, he’s really a stingy crybaby.

A single bark can make him yelp, and he can go on about a tiny scratch for a whole year.

He’s been a picky eater since childhood, and whenever there was something he wouldn’t eat, he’d dump it in my bowl, forcing me to choke down two extra bowls.

He’s two years younger than me and should call me big brother, but instead he’s always calling me "Qiqi" in that sickly-sweet voice.

After graduation, tempted by Silly Diao’s money, I became his personal secretary. I mean that literally, not in that way.

Later, I moved out of the Diao family home, thinking I could finally enjoy a happy life on my own.

But at two in the morning, Silly Diao showed up at my door with swollen, red eyes, crying that he’d been kicked out of the house. The reason? He’d gotten the urge in the middle of the night to play a Buddhist purification chant at home.

I’d been free for less than a day when Silly Diao shamelessly moved into my place.

I was annoyed, so I vented to a friend. He laughed knowingly. "Man, you’re in for a treat."

I didn’t understand what he meant until one early morning, when Silly Diao, tireless and pitifully aggrieved, pressed close to my ear and choked out, "Again..." I...

Reader’s guide:

1. Straightforward, capable, dark-skinned bottom x a goofy, green-tea-flavored domineering CEO top (the skin-tone contrast is like milk chocolate; if that’s not your thing, proceed with caution!)

2. A lighthearted, short, sweet story

3. The main text is in third person

Theme: Hard work pays off