A Guide to Historical Figures Finding New Jobs

I'm not starting this one yet. I'll wait until I feel my writing is good enough to capture the personalities of so many historical figures. As the world grows peaceful and stable, and traditional culture flourishes, some sleeping spirits awaken once more... "Ahhh, my idol... Ahem, our plan is to become writers." Ning Yuan gazed at him with adoration. "Mm. I'll follow your instructions in everything, little fan. Don't worry, I'll keep a low profile." The handsome young man, as lovely as an immortal, smiled brightly. Three months later "A young man disarmed a knife-wielding attacker in the street with his bare hands. In an interview, he said, 'Actually, I'm more talented than I am skilled in martial arts'..." Looking at the number-one trending topic on her phone, Ning Yuan sighed. So this is Li Taibai, a man who keeps his word? I'm in love. Two years later, Ning Yuan stared expressionlessly at the circle of handsome men and beautiful women around her. She took a deep breath. Among them were Du Fu, a "travel blogger"; Wu Zetian, a "luxury fashion designer"; and Zhao Yun, who ran a "security company"... "A gift for you." The tall, handsome man bent down toward her. Ning Yuan's headache only got worse... Finding new jobs for this disobedient bunch of historical figures really is hard. Theme: Labor is the most glorious.