Is the Gu King Actually Gay?

I'm Du Chayuan, a gorgeous young man through and through, the dream guy of countless girls at every school I've attended. But ever since I enrolled in a remote religious school with barely any students, I haven't had the happy life of being surrounded by beautiful girls who fight to buy me lunch and confess their feelings in all sorts of ways.

Okay, this round, I was forced to become a monk (?)

After transferring, Classmate A was an annoying, arrogant white-haired guy, so I kept my distance. Classmate B looked like a born pyramid-scheme salesman, so I kept my distance from him too. Classmate C was a healer. She was a pretty girl I liked, but I already had a wife in mind, so I had no choice but to keep my distance from her too.

For some reason, whenever my classmates got into a fight, the flames always reached me. Anyway, it was a huge hassle.

Okay, this round, I was forced to enlist.

At last, graduation day arrived. I had a great time drinking with Classmates A, B, and C. When I got back to the dorm and was ready to sleep, some idiot classmate must have entered the wrong room, because a hand reached out from under the bed and grabbed my ankle.

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Okay, this round, I was forced to get married.

1. The protagonist is a woman. A woman. A woman. This is not BL.

2. The love interest is Jie Ge.

3. No personal attacks. OOC and headcanons are flying everywhere.

4. Hope you enjoy reading!

Theme: Everyone has their own happiness