[Genshin Impact] Teyvat's Number One Troublemaker

"If I'd known even going out to pick up a package could get me..."

Since arriving in Teyvat, Banxia has spent every day either eating and drinking or wandering around. When bored, he teases the Fatui or helps Hu Tao test coffins. He's a well-known layabout and troublemaker in Liyue.

One day, he went to retrieve a bow he'd accidentally thrown onto a rooftop. He spotted a Traveler and their Emergency Food hiding from the Millelith at the place across the street where the Rite of Descension was being held. Further back, an unknown Fatui "Tartaglia" was itching to play the hero and rescue the beauty.

Banxia: ...Oh, wow.

So Banxia leaped high into the air, got in front of the Traveler before Tartaglia could, and said, "Hand over everything you own, and I'll make sure you can commit crimes in Liyue without the Millelith catching you."

Traveler: ...

#Although, I really wasn't the one who assassinated Rex Lapis. #

Tartaglia: ?! This isn't how the script is supposed to go!

After becoming friends with the Traveler, Banxia remained unmoved by Paimon's well-meaning warning.

"Banxia, the Fatui aren't exactly good people. You shouldn't get too close to them. What if you get into trouble someday...?"

"Huh? I doubt it. Those two guys with the firearms and the Geo polearms treated me to a meal last time. They even asked if I wanted to go see cats doing backflips in the tent they set up out in the wilderness."

Paimon: ?

1. OOC moments, questionable logic, and bad writing.

2. Please leave friendly comments!

3. The protagonist has never played Genshin Impact and only knows a little about it.

4. A lighthearted, carefree slice-of-life story. Romance will happen if it happens.

5. Hope you enjoy!

Theme: Enjoy life.