The Cannon Fodder's Mom's Son Has Arrived [Variety Show]

Please add my upcoming novels to your reading list: "The Heiress Went Viral After Finding the Wrong Dad" and "The Overpowered Hero's Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Daughter"! There's also a free bonus story in my column: "Secretly in Love with the Moon". [Femme Fatale Slacker x Cold CEO = Cold Little Cutie. This may be a bit ridiculous, with mindless feel-good romance. Don't overthink things beyond the basic premise. Sending love.] Song Ying is a famous slacker beauty in the entertainment industry. Still young, she's already lost all ambition. When she's short on money, she just goes on variety shows to get her face out there. Until one day, she suddenly learns that she's...the doomed biological mother in a novel about a beloved stepmother. In the book, she has a tragic ending. Even her looks-obsessed fans defect to the female lead, the stepmother. Song Ying: ... Sure, I'm a bit of a slacker and a bit of a drama queen, but that doesn't mean I deserve divine punishment, does it? She avoids the so-called "seduce-him-in-his-bedroom" plot and makes sure she won't have a child. Then Song Ying happily joins a low-effort variety show, A Day in the Life of a Star. During a surprise livestream in the early morning, someone knocks on Song Ying's door. A cool, handsome three-year-old stands outside with one hand cockily in his pocket and a little backpack on his shoulders. With an expression that is three parts cold, three parts mocking, and four parts nonchalant...he looks up at Song Ying. Then, in a babyish voice, he says, "Hmph. So you're my stupid mom, Song Ying?" Song Ying: You little brat, say that again?! Seeing Song Ying's expression, the little boy calmly hands her a black card and says, "I'm your future son. Please take me in." Then she notices how nervous he is, with the pocket of his pants almost soaked through from his sweaty hands. Song Ying: . [Bonus Scene] Song Ying accidentally discovers that her future son has a magical notebook. When she opens it, elegant printed characters appear one by one: [Before I come back, don't let Mom kiss Young Dad!] She flips to the first page, where bold, forceful writing fills line after line: [Your mom likes money. Remember to knock and hand over the card first, or she'll kick you out.] [Your mom likes to fake-cry, but you have to comfort her, or she'll cry until her eyes are red.] [Your mom gets angry easily. Don't ask questions, just take her shopping.] Song Ying blushes: ...Slander! Lies! Utter nonsense! ★★★★★ Upcoming novel 1: Please add "The Heiress Went Viral After Finding the Wrong Dad" to your reading list! After leaving the wealthy family, Wen Qian follows the livestream comments to her top-tier star scumbag dad, determined to make him pay for fathering her without raising her. - Qin Song, a top-tier star with a bad reputation, is the entertainment industry's notorious rebellious rich kid. Rumor has it his billionaire father will appear on the family variety show he's joined. But on the very first day of the livestream, a fifteen-year-old daughter shows up in Qin Song's room. Before anyone can even be surprised, they realize...Qin Song's daughter may be even more rebellious than he is! Other livestreams are heartwarming and touching. This father and daughter are tearing each other's hair out. When they're preparing surprise gifts for their family: Qin Song, furious after receiving a copy of the Tao Te Ching, says, "How could you treat your own dad like this?!" Wen Qian: "Isn't that how you treat your dad?" Audience: Hahaha, I'm dying. Only a rebellious daughter can deal with a rebellious father. When they're cooking: Qin Song burns the food, his face dark with anger. Wen Qian folds her arms and sneers, "Can you even cook? If not, I'll do it!" Qin Song tosses down the spatula. "Fine, fine, you do it!" Wen Qian takes the spatula stiffly and pokes a hole right through the pan. In the end, they each sit at opposite ends of the sofa with takeout, ignoring each other. The audience: I'm dying. Like father, like daughter! Later: Damn it, why do these rebellious father and daughter get more compelling the more they argue?! And finally: Click to watch! #TheMostStubbornFatherDaughterDuel# #RebelliousTopTierStarFallsForHerOnline# #GetOut!GetOffMySofaHahaha# - At first, Qin Song's attitude toward this troublesome daughter is: "Get lost when the show is over!" Later, it's: "If I let this rebellious girl loose, she'll wreak havoc on society. Fine, she can stay." Then he turns around and sees his mortal enemy holding his rebellious daughter and sobbing uncontrollably, saying, "I'm sorry, sweetheart. Your dad came too late." Qin Song: ...What happened to the daughter I had? Wen Qian: Damn...I think I got the wrong dad. Reading Guide: 1. The heroine is fifteen at the start. Expect face-slapping, scum-punishing, and heartwarming family doting. Her love interest is her age. 2. Her biological father isn't scum either. He traded intelligence for good looks: a handsome dummy. ★★★★★ Upcoming novel 2: "The Overpowered Hero's Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Daughter" [A bit ridiculous] Three-year-old Long Youyou is suddenly told she is going to be sent away. She's not the family's biological daughter. After their real daughter went missing, they adopted her from an orphanage as a consolation. Now that they've found their real daughter, Youyou is no longer needed and will be sent back to the orphanage. Youyou is stunned. After the reborn real heiress scares her, she decides to run away. - The Overpowered Hero System suddenly finds Youyou, lures her over with a piece of bread, and gets her to agree to find her Overpowered Hero dad and help him deliver his classic lines. After dropping Youyou off at the Overpowered Hero's door, the System goes into sleep mode without a care. - Youyou finishes her bread, but her dad still hasn't shown up. Following the smell, she finds a tall man with an imposing presence, chewing on a fried chicken drumstick. Youyou drools with hunger, licks her lips, and points at her own face as she asks in a babyish voice, "Do I look like the good daughter you lost?" Long Haotian: "...Just say you're hungry, you scheming little brat." After taking the little girl to buy a fried chicken drumstick, Long Haotian runs into a persistent suitor around the corner. A thought strikes him, and he picks the child up. "My daughter. Cute, right? Interested in marrying me and becoming her stepmother?" The suitor is stunned for three seconds, then says furiously, "Long Haotian, you win!" Youyou is shocked. So the kind uncle is her dad! Hug him tight! Long Haotian holds his forehead. He never imagined a single chicken drumstick would make this little brat cling to him, and he certainly didn't expect his life to be turned upside down from that day on. When his fiancee comes to break off their engagement, Youyou steps in front of him and shouts in her babyish voice, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river! Don't bully my dad just because he's poor!" Long Haotian: "...Wrong. Your dad isn't poor." His fiancee, who only pretended to break off the engagement, is so shocked that she really does call it off. With the engagement over, Long Haotian plans to swallow his pride and go home to inherit the family fortune. But the little girl blocks his way. "My dad says that my fate is mine to command, not Heaven's! I won't accept charity!" His father is shocked but pleased. "...You've got spirit. Keep your card for formula money. I'll freeze the rest." Later, business mogul Long Haotian is asked why he turned down a fortune worth tens of billions and chose to start from scratch. Long Haotian smiles. "I wanted to set a good example for my child." Long Qingyu spends his life devoted to scientific research. Later, he meets a kindred spirit and close friend. Since he has no plans to marry, he treats his friend's daughter as his own. Eighteen years later, the System finishes recharging and returns, only to be stunned. Where's my Overpowered Hero? Why isn't he leveling up or building a harem? Why is he doing research? And how did the Overpowered Hero's mortal enemy, that rich, handsome playboy villain, become a self-made business mogul? Theme: Never take warm affection and love for granted.