My Marriage-of-Convenience Partner Is a Dragon-Proud Master...

Comments are open! My next story is The Beloved Little Husband. Please add it to your collection! Chi Nian, a C-list celebrity, marries the comatose heir of a wealthy family, who's been unconscious for over ten years, and lands his first trending topic thanks to people organically sharing it. On the day of the wedding, Chi Nian munches on an apple he'd swiped and hidden in the sleeve of his bright red wedding robe. Sitting on the elaborate canopy bed, he makes a cheeky joke at the expense of his comatose husband. Before he can finish, the man in bed slowly opens his eyes, his piercing gaze seeming ready to flay him alive. Chi Nian: "..." Chi Nian shakily reaches out and pushes his comatose husband's eyelids shut again. Holy crap, he just saw a ghost! Xue Jinhe is a wild Taoist so righteous he's downright wicked, and even ghosts are scared of him. After glimpsing the secrets of Heaven, he was struck down by the Heavenly Dao, only to transmigrate into an empty shell whose three hun and seven po souls had long since dissipated. The empty shell has a male spouse who's too weak to lift a finger, lazy, gluttonous, slippery, and always looking for the easy way out. He has no backbone, either. He's nothing but a pretty face, and not even a famous actor. His only redeeming quality is how attentive he is when looking after people. He even hates leaving him home alone when he has to go on a show. Chi Nian: Of course I want to look after my darling husband myself. It's definitely not because I'm scared there's something nasty in this haunted house! But you know what they say: be careful what you fear. Chi Nian pushes the wheelchair faster than anyone else. Seeing the wheelchair tires spit sparks, Xue Jinhe, whose powers have yet to recover, teaches Chi Nian a spell to save his life. Chi Nian: I can fight evil spirits? For real? Then he casually tosses out a basic attack and blows up the enemy's entire lair. The special guests, who used their ultimate moves just to peel off one layer of the enemy's skin: I'm up at the crack of dawn for this?! Everyone stares at the evil spirit's remains, scattered across the ground and too blown apart to pick up, and silently takes a step back. Only the man in the wheelchair, usually sitting with eyes as still as an ancient well and looking utterly lifeless, has eyes that gradually brighten. His gaze turns to Chi Nian, full of adoration. Xue Jinhe praises him: "Good job, baby." Chi Nian, whose skin is thicker than a city wall, suddenly blushes. Everyone: "..." You can't sleep in the same bed and turn out completely different. These two husbands are both crazy, one more than the other! ☆Coming Soon☆ All the Sect's Secret Identities Belong to the Master See the author's profile for the blurb, meow! ★Coming Soon★ Crazy Top x Compilation Three short stories: Control freak x househusband, gloomy male ghost x cross-dressing heartthrob, mad dog x germaphobe X thinks his roommate is a mad dog who can't understand a word anyone says. He's noisy, tosses his stuff everywhere, has no sense of boundaries, and keeps using X's personal belongings, turning his life into a mess. The top also thinks X is seriously messed up. He even complains when the top's underwear isn't hung with the crotch facing the same way. He's dull and boring. The two share a place, and can get into ten arguments in half a day. Every second, they want to strangle each other. One day, X gets dumped because after a week of dating, his boyfriend has only held his hand, and X even complained that his hand was sweaty. Later, that annoying roommate grabs his waist with a sweaty palm, turning his life and everything about him into a mess. Slapping him across the face only makes the mad dog try harder. The top never expected that one day he'd bite down on the leash around his neck and put it in someone else's hand, willingly letting himself be tamed. ★Next Story★ We Pretty-Face Addicts Don't Need a Bottom Line X gets bound to a male rivalry System. Its job is to compete with the protagonist shou for men, outdo him, take everything from him, and win the protagonist gong's love. In the end, everyone despises him. System: See that protagonist gong? Go lick him! After X transmigrates into a book, he discovers that the villain, the male supporting characters, the cannon fodder, and the protagonist shou are all better-looking than the protagonist gong. He immediately switches sides, turning into a nimble mountain dog. Even if they make him drool like a fish, he'll offer everything he has to those gorgeous men, and even use his System points to give them cheat abilities. System: The protagonist gong is over there!!! X: He's not handsome enough. I can't turn around for him yet. System: How will you earn rivalry points if you don't lick the protagonist gong?! X: How far along is the System point progress? System: ...One hundred percent. X: See? Told you. System: ... But all those rivalry points belong to the protagonist gong and the others!!! X gives everything for his gorgeous men, leaving himself covered in wounds, but they never value his efforts. Still, X is happy to do it. The aloof beauties are gradually moved by his sincerity. Their long-frozen hearts thaw, one by one, for him alone. Then they discover that the person who only had eyes for them, and was even willing to give his life for them, has secretly opened a... gigantic doggy daycare! Just how many people have you been licking at once?! X is an extreme pretty-face addict. If someone is good-looking, he'll give them his life if they ask. A scheming, gorgeous, split-personality gong x a simp shou who only lies to get laid, never to get feelings Theme: Build a beautiful tomorrow hand in hand with someone who shares your interests.